The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

[ab357]

In a shameless attempt to find a mate for his live in mother in law, the man has resorted to using an avatar of a heifer in a bikini. I have seen his mother in law. She probably hasn't been that small since childhood.

I say let's ban his false advertising before some heifer loving guy, strikes up an online romance with Mrs T In-Law.

Now if he really wanted her out of the house, he would have stolen Debb or PM2006's avatars.

 

[TexasT]

In my defense, I love my avatar.

Ab has had a not-so-quiet romance with my wife's mother for some time now and I thought if I used an air brushed pic of her, he might finally get around to asking for her hand ... er, hoof. This is the perfect woman for Ab.

And I don't want one of those sexy, pretty little things for my avatar. I like "fluffy" women that are mature, enjoy quiet evenings and hate to dance. So please vote that I keep this avatar and let's lean on Ab to get married so he can be as ... happy ... as the rest of us guys!

COWS RULE!!!

 

[ab357]

You're supposed to be asleep. This isn't about you. This is about the abuse of poor heifers. You're an... Heifer Abuser. Worse, you're shopping your mother in law on an e-cig forum. Shame, shame, shame.

I like women with curves too. PM2006's avatar has curves. I really like luscious lips too. Debb's avatar has luscious lips. Until a month or so ago, I thought there was nothing about women's bodies that I didn't like. I however discovered that I don't like a woman's foot smashing on my throat! How did Mrs T manage to keep soo much cow manure on those boots during such a long journey anyhow?

I know Dr. Pammy has told you to stop your conniving ways and you'll be much more happy with your life. She told me the same thing. Stop trying to get your mother in law a new home. There's more than enough possums for both of you to get your fill. You have to be used to the roaring... I mean snoring by now after living with her daughter.

Those type women need plenty of open range. They'd never be happy in the city. Not to mention my love life would become extinct as even my lady "friend" that's a Black Belt doesn't stand a chance against your mother in law.

So get rid of the avatar and keep your women in Texas!

Vote to get rid of the avatar

 

[ab357]

And tell your mother in law to stop sending me those racy emails! One of my lady "friends" may get a hold of my phone. I delete them as soon as I see them but with her sending one every few minutes, some slip through the cracks.

 

[kgj]

Me thinks AB doth protest too much. Make an honest woman of T-in-law and let the avatar roar...er moo.

 

[ab357]

I'm not in the "honest woman" making business.

Now if you have a few you want me to make bad...

 

[VanderVape]

How is that I pop online after last night of us talking about the heifer bikini pic and land right into a fresh thread where T now has it as his avvie.

And T honestly from the posts that I have seen by ab and starting to get to know him are you sure that your mother in law has the energy? He's seems to be full of piss and vinegar. Might wear the poor thing out, or is this what you were hoping for?

 

[TexasT]

kgj is right! Me thinks AB doth protest too much. Make an honest woman of T-in-law and let the avatar roar...er moo.

How is that I pop online after last night of us talking about the heifer bikini pic and land right into a fresh thread where T now has it as his avvie.

And T honestly from the posts that I have seen by ab and starting to get to know him are you sure that your mother in law has the energy? He's seems to be full of piss and vinegar. Might wear the poor thing out, or is this what you were hoping for?

Ab is actually full of Qhit (that's a vaping technical term I learned from salemgold). But my m-i-l can keep up with him. She's been chewing her cud and walking the range since she was a child. She's been in the rain, the snow, the sleet - I mean this old gal is tough! He's in lust with her, he just doesn't want to admit it. The young fella is scared to death of a relationship with a real woman like her.

Vote for the avatar! COWS RULE!!!

 

[VanderVape]

Maybe we need to set them up on a blind date?

 

[ab357]

Hey Shell, I'm not that blind


You do have one thing right TT, I'm scared of the women in your family.


Vote Off the bovine avatar

 

[VanderVape]

lol. well it was a thought of getting you both together. lol

 

[ab357]

You're beginning to be corrupted by the Evil TT

Don't go towards the hog pen... stay in the light.....

 

[VanderVape]

Oh Hon I am originally from Missouri, I've been corrupt all my life. lol Actually he's just bringing it back out of me because people in wyoming don't tend to understand that what I say is mostly sarcasm and what not. lol

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Whatever the nature of Ab's intentions toward TT's in-law--be they honorable or otherwise--are no business of mine.

My area of grievance is the stirring deep within my loins felt each time I gaze upon that bikini-clad bovine. I can't deal with it, and vote in favor of a ban.

 

[Free2BMe]

Oh Hon I am originally from Missouri, I've been corrupt all my life. lol Actually he's just bringing it back out of me because people in wyoming don't tend to understand that what I say is mostly sarcasm and what not. lol

Syrupy sarcasm - my fave meal!

Oh, and I vote for the avatar to stay as well. It's moo-gnificent!!

 

[VanderVape]

Ok first I wanna state that the multi-quote hates me.

T see what you started? PI's got issues with that cow and his "loins."

And Yes Free Missourians do have it syrupy. lol What is sad is when we are just being sarcastic and end up hurting someones feelings when not meaning to. When I first got with my partner her kids didn't know how to deal with me because I was honest about things, and sarcastic. Now they know that whether they want to hear it or not that I will always tell them the truth and tend to come to me for advice. Still not sure if they like me or not, but oh well. Their babies and still don't know things yet. lol

 

[chimney55]

Personally, I like both Texas T's new avatar AND his new signature. (I also like saving cows in the form of bacon-wrapped filet mignon--medium rare...)

 

[TexasT]

Personally, I like both Texas T's new avatar AND his new signature. (I also like saving cows in the form of bacon-wrapped filet mignon--medium rare...)

AND ...??? ... TexasT's good looks? TexasT's nice personality? TexasT's sense of humor? TexasT's charm?

And thank you for your vote for the new avatar!

 

[Free2BMe]

Personally, I like both Texas T's new avatar AND his new signature. (I also like saving cows in the form of bacon-wrapped filet mignon--medium rare...)

Cute sig. I kinda like that pogo game myself.

 

[VanderVape]

AND ...??? ... TexasT's good looks? TexasT's nice personality? TexasT's sense of humor? TexasT's charm?

And thank you for your vote for the new avatar!

Nah none of those, but we love the cow!

Ok who's up for medium rare steaks off the grill?? Oh and who's gonna cook them because I ain't freezin my hiney off in this weather!