The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread
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Looks like you'll need to invest in cow traps, or even hire a ninja to protect you.
I thought everyone knew. She's the basis for the character. They even have her name in the credits as they role by.
Young enough to convict yourself.Admitting you're one of TexasT's brothers is all the evidence the jury needs to know that it's you that lusts for Mrs T In Law
And we know she loves, well needs a young man. She's loaded from all the insurance payments on the other husbands life insurance payouts. I hear they all died with a smile on their face.
I hope you take plenty of vitamins. I'd also keep a close eye on her when she prepares your meals. Oh, I forgot who I was talking about. She's going to make you cook.
Make sure someone brings plenty of plates and utensils to the BBQ. TexasT said something about his needing adjusting.
Guess that's what they call dishwashing in Texas
Wow. Again, you bring up Mrs. T-in-law. It's a shame how much you know about her also. See, TexasT doesn't let me have any contact with the that side of the family. He says that he is just too embarrassed of me.
I begged him once to allow me to at least be able to say "Hi" to Mrs. T and he said, "If I am going to keep her, I need to keep her from knowing about you!". I was terribly saddened by that but, I understand. I once let my wife talk to TexasT and well... now she is my ex-wife! 
Anyway, it's okay. He used to just keep me locked up in the basement. Well, until we went for "The Ride". See, I was all excited to be going to the big city with my big brother T. He unlocked the basement and said we were "going to town". It wasn't often that he let me out of the basement and, I GOT TO GO FOR A RIDE! I was riding in the back of the truck, like usual, because he doesn't allow me inside. He opened that little back window and shouted out it, "Hey LD. Put your hand on the roof of the truck.". I needed to stand up in order to do it so, I stood up and put my hand on the roof of the truck. Next thing I know, the truck tires screeched, I was airborne and T had a big grin on his face. I heard the truck peel out again and T was shouting, "You're free LD! YOU'RE FREE!". That was when I knew he really did care about me. He did, after all, set me free.
So, again, you could have just left everything alone but, you again show us how you can't get Mrs. T-in-law out of your head!
I thought everyone knew. She's the basis for the character. They even have her name in the credits as they role by.
LMAO I spit my pepsi out at that one.
757girl, you should really change your sig line to T's alter ego. We should be warned you know!
Yeah, she's a whiz with knives. You can expect some pretty fine cuts of beef at their BBQ.
Yeah!!! I didn't see you take the picture or I'd have smiled! Yep, that's me and my mother-in-laws cow on my cow-asaki motor scooter! We have sooo much fun on that thing. Its a methane powered scooter you know, so I have to feed the cow real good before we go out for a ride. And we usually stop by Dairy Queen (get it? get it?) for a chikin samwich and a glass of milk shake. If we're on a bumpy road I can get the milk shake straight from the cow. Lotsa fun and good times!
Yeah, she's a whiz with knives. You can expect some pretty fine cuts of beef at their BBQ.
You know what. I won't even call her Dexter lol I just watched the end of Season 2 or 3 I forget (I know I'm a late bloomer with watching Dexter). I'm going to name her Lyla or Lila however you spell that lady's name. I wanted to jump through the computer screen and give her my fist lol Now SHE was crazy lol
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