The Perfect Analog Analog

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SnakeFarm

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In order to perfectly replicate the analog experiece, an e-cig has to not only look exactly like an analog, it would have to stink like one too. It would also have to:

  • secret something messy and light enough to blow around everywhere
  • have a heat element on the far end that could instantly produce a 2nd degree burn
  • provide some smelly and inconvienet artifact to deal with
  • cost around six to ten bucks a day
  • stain your fingers and teeth

Also, it should be very smooth and secrete a glue like substance at the mouthpiece so that, every so often, it will stick to the users lip and his fingers will slide down the battery and get burned on the heat element; and who dosent miss the tough-guy look you get when you are fairly intoxicated and manage to attack it from the wrong end?

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Seriously, besides the much-touted health implications of analogs, what do you not miss about analogs?
 
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scurry64

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I don't miss the smell. My bathroom was the only place in my house I would smoke. The smell is slowly going away. I think it will take a while longer for the smell to leave my car.
My e-cig never burns my clothes. I've ruined more suits than I care to admit.
I never have to ask my wife for my lighter she stole.
I'm happy my e-cig is nothing like an analog.
 

Jackiej5407

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Cigarette smoke getting into my eyes and burning the hell out of them and ruining my eye make-up because the tears would wash it away into black streams pooling under my eyes and rolling down my cheeks and melting the eyelash glue on my false eyelashes and making them come half way off. Gawd how I miss that look!
 
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