The Twisted Wish Game

[Landhew]

You don't have to pay rent, but the price of all of your utilities increases 10x.

I wish I could sleep at night.

 

[Pamdane]

Wish granted. Now you you have dreams your awake all night.

I wish I had a snow plow for all this snow

 

[pchela]

Granted! But it isn't running and is currently blocking your driveway.

I wish I had a perfect mod!

 

[Landhew]

Wish granted. You are holding the world's most perfect mod in your hand...but you have NO juice.

I wish I could have a brand new wardrobe.

 

[pchela]

Granted! You now have an entirely new to you wardrobe... that's all vintage 70's disco wear.

I wish I could be in the movies!

(and btw- ouch on that last one! No juice! It's like back in the day when I'd have a smoke but no lighter in sight! Torture!!!)

 

[beebopnjazz]

Voila! You are now a key grip for a reality show that has you stuck on a deserted island fending for food and your life!

I wish I was rich.

 

[alamor]

ok...let me give this a try.....

Poof!! You are rich, but the way you made your money is by suing the ecig companies and they are all out of business.

I wish I could ride my motorcycle all year round!

 

[Twiztid]

Granted, your motorcycle is now invincible to all weather, never needs to be maintained or refueled, but you are permanently attached to it.

I wish I had a parking garage full of my favorite cars.

 

[caveman]

wish granted!
you have a parking garage full of the worlds most exotic cars....but the earth has run out of fossil fuel.
I wish I could teleport

 

[pwyll]

Granted. You can now teleport, but only once to any location.

I wish I had more time in the day.

 

[Landhew]

Granted. You have more time in your day because you can never sleep at all. You are awake 24/7.

I wish I could have banana split right now.

 

[Pamdane]

Granted. You have more time in your day because you can never sleep at all. You are awake 24/7.

I wish I could have banana split right now.

Disqualified. You gave more time in a day, then took it away with the 24/7 thing ROFL

 

[Landhew]

Maybe I shouldn't play games when I'm so tired, lol.

Disqualified. You gave more time in a day, then took it away with the 24/7 thing ROFL

 

[keyzygirl]

You get a HUGE banana split and you gain 10lbs.

I wish I could be a super hero.

 

[caveman]

granted....you are now a super hero...but your power is the ability to steam brocoli (and only brocoli) with your super steaming vision.

I wish order shipping was faster

 

[Landhew]

Wish granted. Order shipping is lightning fast, but it costs $100.

I wish my 2-year-old would go back to sleep.

 

[oldsoldier]

Granted, but now you're so paranoid about him waking up you cant move or make any noise at all :/

oh I wish, I wish I were a fish!

 

[Pamdane]

Wish granted. But your a filet at a fast food joint.
I wish my snowblower worked.

 

[oldsoldier]

Wish granted, but you've lost all of your gloves and jackets.

I wish that it was Friday

 

[Landhew]

Granted. It's Friday, but there is no Saturday or Sunday.

I wish I had a log cabin in the mountains.