The Twisted Wish Game

[pchela]

Granted! But the mountains in which your log cabin resides are in Siberia.

I wish the book I am reading were more engaging.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*poof*, the two main love interests in your book plan to get married for the next 7 chapters including details on the napkins and seating arrangements (32 pages)

I wish I had a VV mod...

 

[the_larch]

POOF! You now have a mod which ranges from 0.1v-0.5v and all voltages in-between

I wish for world peace

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*poof* World peace is achieved, unfortunately it lasted for only 5 minutes and now everyone is blaming eachother for cese fire and there is now all out global thermoneuclear war!

I wish I had an endless supply of cake!

 

[Mickydibble]

Wish granted you have a world full of cake but end up dreaming of salad and maltesers.haha

I wish I could have a go on a real good e-cig to see why people spend so much and why .

Ps:I have what seems on ecf ,to be a basic 510 x

 

[Enid]

You have a fancy LED, VV mod and then want to try more and more because they keep getting better and better.

I want Vulcan eyebrows.

 

[Twiztid]

^ she was quicker than me! Delete post

 

[oldsoldier]

granted, but it's a unibrow.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[Twiztid]

Granted but it only gets 2 mpg.

I wish my neighbors were not such snobs XD

 

[alamor]

Poof!! Your neighbors are not snobs, but now they sit out front in their lawn chairs naked all day!!

I wish I could find some GOOD caramel popcorn in the classifieds lol...

 

[440BB]

Poof! You have now found the best caramel popcorn, but it spoiled you for all other juices and you can't get any more!

I wish for a better attitude

 

[pchela]

Granted! But it's only marginally better than the old attitude so still pretty bad.

I wish I could afford every mod I see that I like!

 

[Sallana]

Wish granted! But now every mod you touch turns to dust in your hands to maintain the balance of nature.

I wish my son was a baby again.

 

[Dalton63841]

Wish granted, but all he does is scream and poop all day.

I wish I could invent the next big "thing"

 

[oldsoldier]

I wish I could invent the next big "thing"

Granted. But not only was it the biggest thing ever, it became the biggest ever class action suit - filed against you.
I wish I had a gold GGTS!

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* You now have a shiny gold GGTS, unfortunately the battery is dead and no suppliers have replacements.

I wish that everyone would buy me vape shop gift certificates

 

[Landhew]

Wish granted. You now have gift certificates from every vape shop in existence...for $.01.

I wish I wasn't afraid of flying.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* You are no longer afraid to fly but the TSA has instituted "Aggressive oriface scanning" to prevent flying, thus grounding you once again.

I wish I had more time for PIF posting

 

[Dalton63841]

*Poof* You are no longer afraid to fly but the TSA has instituted "Aggressive oriface scanning" to prevent flying, thus grounding you once again.

I wish I had more time for PIF posting

Wish granted, you lost your job, so now you have time for more PIF posting.

I wish I could take a trip to Japan.

 

[Landhew]

Wish granted, but to get there you have to work in the bowels of a steamship shoveling coal in the boilers in July.

I wish I could have a nap right now.