The winston salem gods are against me

[ontheroadtoquitting]

Thanks for listening first of all. And all I really want to do is vent.

I just got my kit and this was the first time I was traveling with my new XL Kr808d-1. I had a long road trip and thought, GREAT, I'll take it with me.

It's gone..lost. I puffed on it before I went into my new job orientation and put it in my pocket. It looks soooo familiar to a pen, I'm sure someone picked it up and thought, 'Wow, what a nifty pen!'.
I must've looked like an idiot because I went back to where I was about 3-4 times to look around, asking, did you see a long, black looking pen lying on the ground here?? It's an electronic cigarette, please return it to me if you find it.

So, I was stuck smoking my nasty analogs on the way home....ugh. Back to square one with that.

Just placed an order for another XL battery....why Winston-Salem, WHY?!

No, seriously...it's my own dumb fault...but I'm thinking Camel has some kind of weird curse on me.

 

[ontheroadtoquitting]

and I love my tracker that says I still haven't saved any $...too funny.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

I live near Winston-Salem. Reynolds tobacco has a huge portal behind their headquaters that deposits all the lost e-cigs of the world into a huge trash compactor, then crushes them down into the foil that decorates the hard box of Camel cigarettes. They also use it as the liner in a pack of cigarettes.

BUT......The most important use of the foil is to cloak the portal from being detected by the local people. Most people think it is billboard...........but I know the truth!!!

Hope this info helps you...........or makes you grin.

 

[ontheroadtoquitting]

I KNEW IT! Reynolds company e cig vortex...everyone be careful out there with your e cigs....

I wouldn't be surprised if these companies have little gnomes running around collecting and stealing them.....went right into my pocket too!!! I thought I heard a faint song when I was filling out my paperwork too...kinda went like this:

Time to go to work,
Work all day,
We need e-cigs hey!
We won't stop until we have e-cigs!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!
Time to go to work,
Work all night,
Search for e-cigs yay!
We won't stop until we have e-cigs!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!

and yes, thank you, that did put a smile on my face!

 

[FlipnOut]

I had a similar feeling yesterday when I misplaced my box mod... Took me 2 hours to find the thing in the house. Next step, paint it candy red!

 

[Sign-Man]

Are you sure that was mistaken identity.

Could be that we will need lo-jacks on our rigs

 

[SmilingSlasher]

I had a similar feeling yesterday when I misplaced my box mod... Took me 2 hours to find the thing in the house. Next step, paint it candy red!

The portal has a hard time transporting box mods. I suspect it has something to do with the geometric algarythem it uses to lock onto the e-cig. That or they needed to burn more taxpayer money as a sacrifice to the Tobacco Gods, so the portal would become stronger. LOL

 

[ontheroadtoquitting]

Are you sure that was mistaken identity.

Could be that we will need lo-jacks on our rigs

Now, that is the best idea I've heard, yet today!!

 

[rob33]

I KNEW IT! Reynolds company e cig vortex...everyone be careful out there with your e cigs....

I wouldn't be surprised if these companies have little gnomes running around collecting and stealing them.....went right into my pocket too!!! I thought I heard a faint song when I was filling out my paperwork too...kinda went like this:

Time to go to work,
Work all day,
We need e-cigs hey!
We won't stop until we have e-cigs!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!
Time to go to work,
Work all night,
Search for e-cigs yay!
We won't stop until we have e-cigs!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!

and yes, thank you, that did put a smile on my face!

Growing up in a town called Tobaccoville and still living near WS, I get some strange looks when I pull out my mod. You gotta watch your back, LOL

 

[ontheroadtoquitting]

I understand Rob, thank you, but I didn't even take it out of my pocket. It just, for lack of better words, 'vanished'.

But, I carry my card with me, not that will get me out of trouble. I try not to use my e cig out in public places that have smoking banned just to avoid trouble.

*looking behind her*

lol