Things They Ought To Make But Don't

[lolady]

1) A Wall Sloth that will charge multiple batteries and run multiple electric hookah-doodles simultaneously while occupying only one slot in a power strip

2) An "extra long" wireless KR808d-1 with a pushybutton and a light-up jewel on the end.
(v4l has long pick-up-'n-puff ones, and litecigusa has short pushybutton ones).

To all vendors:
This is a particularly heart-rending market gap that is copiously bleeding and sobbing piteously right at you. Only you can help it. Please don't look away.

2.1 Related thing: Light up jewels on the end that you can turn click by click counter-clockwise and change the LED to any one of a small but respectable number of colors that will accomodate the color pallettes of a range of wardrobes, (between 7 and 12 would be good) then turn it one turn counter-clockwise and it will light up a different color with every puff, in chase mode. For Festive Occasions.

3) Colored cartomizer caps. Expounded upon here

4) Lighter batteries. If they can send a man to the moon, or play they did on TV, they should be able to make batteries out of silicone. Or papier-mâché, or specially treated Science-grade styrofoam. Or styrene. Now that was a nice light material. Kind of flammable, I guess, but easy to paint.

You might not think they are heavy now but wait till you get old. Hopefully by then they will have solved this problem and saved your hand from getting tired. Which if they don't, it so will.

Disclaimpology(If this should be somewhere else, or already exists, I call humbly upon the Serene Management Spirits to excuse its incorrect location and please move it to or dump it into the correct one, accordingly)

 

[Sandrita]

Some nice ideas but what you need is a power pack! Charge your batteries anywhere on the go!

 

[Nails]

On point 1: the closest thing I know is this one for 510 batteries

that can be found on Health Cabin, Heaven Gifts and maybe other places. Until I figured out it exists I had already spent more money on chargers for work and home (another thought is that it would charge big batteries forever long).

Rest of the points: dunno but the e-cig industry is moving forward, new inventions and gadgets keep coming out and challenge my wallet so maybe soon!

 

[Dwindacatcher]

Hover crafts.

On an ecig note, atomizers that require less maintenance. Like say zero.

 

[Cool_Breeze]

4) Lighter batteries. If they can send a man to the moon, or play they did on TV, they should be able to make batteries out of silicone. Or papier-mâché, or specially treated Science-grade styrofoam. Or styrene. Now that was a nice light material. Kind of flammable, I guess, but easy to paint.

Actually, paper batteries have been being explored in the labs for a few years. I seem to recall they are a Lithium-Ion type of device where they are printed, a la inkjet onto paper. I don't know what type of capacity they might have as compared to the needs of e cigs. The pictures I have seen were on the scale of a postage stamp and were more or less flat, though flexible. I long for the light-weight e cig that I can use hands-free at times. Hope springs eternal!

 

[PKZap27]

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[toxicmissliz]

I would love to know how to put a jewel on the end of my ecig!! but the rotating jewel is a really cool idea!

 

[Bozzlite]

Flying cars. No wait, they just did that.

 

[ancient puffer]

I'd like to see a mega mah battery that's separate from your pv, only attached by a thin (light) wire. It should be coupled with a fiddle-free atomizer that is on the order of 1000 times more efficient in producing flavor/vapor, so that one refill can last a week (or two). Preferably filled with a true "Jelly Doughnut" flavor, in 36mg strength so you only need to puff every 30 minutes or so.

 

[lolady]

YaY! Number 3 on the list has now come to pass! smokeless image has colored cartomizer hats!

The discount code is HEATWAVE for 23% off

 

[Cool_Breeze]

I would love to know how to put a jewel on the end of my ecig!! but the rotating jewel is a really cool idea!

Somewhere I've seen a video about installing a jewel in an e-cig tip. A search might be productive.

 

[lolady]

Somewhere I've seen a video about installing a jewel in an e-cig tip. A search might be productive.

Mistress Nomad has made all her videos private, including the decoration one where she changed the ugly bumpy gray end to a jewel.

Some people are able to get the ends off, and put on their own jewels but some people can't.

 

[LibertariaNate]

2) An "extra long" wireless KR808d-1 with a pushybutton and a light-up jewel on the end.
(v4l has long pick-up-'n-puff ones, and litecigusa has short pushybutton ones).

How long are we talking? Perhaps something like this?

Did I mention I Audrey Hepburn?

 

[washvap]

I've been saying this for a little bit now but, they should really make a VV REO with an on & off switch. Oh yeah, an atomizer without all the hassle. For example; cleaning it every day, a coil that doesn't gunk up from constant use, and lasts for a while. That might be to much to ask for but damn, it would be nice.

 

[vapomike]

They should make 808/510 65mm 5000mah VV auto sealed batteries.

 

[Credo]

OK, check out the Boge Revolution V2.1
It's not a ciggy shaped thing...more like a ciggy package and dern near as light as a soft-pack of smokes.

No Jewel on the stock unit, but it does have disco lights that dance around. Other than the disco lights, it's not a very blingy contraption, but I'm sure you could skin it, or have some artsy/craftsy person bling it out for ya. Ya might even find one in chrome.

You won't need chargers anymore, it has it built in and you can vape away while it's tethered to any USB power source (or the included charger thinggy). It uses tiny/light LiPoly batteries (like in cellphones) and will last most folks all day and then some.

On the 'long' tubular battery thing...a modder could surely build you one if you asked nicely

 

[mrmom61]

Variable voltage passthroughs.

 

[Roach]

I want a PV zippo insert! I carried that damn zippo for 20 years, I miss it.

 

[lolady]

How long are we talking? Perhaps something like this?

Oooh! Somebody should make a whole new category: e-cigarette Fantasy League!

...Boge Revolution V2.1
It's not a ciggy shaped thing...more like a ciggy package and dern near as light as a soft-pack of smokes.

I understand that my insistence on cylinderhood, driven by deep-seated psychomotional need for my e-cigarette to look like a tobacco one marks me with the fuchsia letter of e-cigarette user immaturity, plebeian, unsophisticated, knuckle-dragging, quasi-Luddite, beetle-browed Neanderthalhood, and when and if the happy day arrives that I can be just as content with an electric hookah-doodle shaped like a Barbie head and another one downstairs that looks like a little poodle-dog enjoying an elephant ride, I will totally get one.

So far, though, the only non-tubular one I've seen that really spoke to me, you know, resonated, was dreamed and conceived especially for me by artistic visionary and comic genius jtpjc, and also belongs in the above-mentioned Fantasy League:

...On the 'long' tubular battery thing...a modder could surely build you one if you asked nicely

You know, people here are so epically good and kind, I'm sure someone would, but I wouldn't ask anyone to, because my actual needs, the kind the Rolling Stones sing about, are so abundantly filled by my electric hookah-doodle, plugged into the wall.

I Puff in Place, and really only get to use the wireless ones with the jewel to go to the doctor, and vast though they are, every scrap of the design and engineering resources of all those Modology Artists is needed for all the people who leave the house before the sun comes up and are on the go all day and into the night!

Hasten to add: All that said, it is an undeniable fact that many of those people on the go all day and night are wireless KR808d-1 users, both female and secure males, who would appreciate the convenience of being able to click and change the color of their light up jewel to harmonize with their current ensemble, mood, or both...

 

[iBANKAI]

a "forevermizer"'and an e-hookah..but i swear someone was in the works of making this happen..