V4L Won! (And I bleat semi-coherent love at it and Morandir)

[lolady]

In the interest of ergonomic conservation despite the cavalier disregard of universally accepted standards of forum etiquette, I'm going to quote myself (which actually turns out to be pretty etiquettish anyway, as it means you don't have to click and plow through the stereotypical Little Old Lady Aches and Pains Wall o' Text that precedes the part cited in in the "thread title.")

I mentioned yesterday that I'd received a lovely present - two extra long wireless electric cigarettes, both with pushybutton AND a jewel on the end!

Some of you may recall that I'd been howling for this very thing since summer, but couldn't find one anywhere!

This was a classic example of a gaping, sobbing and moaning Market Gap, into which the Vapor4Life company has finally marched (and as far as I know, they march alone).

I'd also done some howling on the subject of insufficiently effulgent throat hit with regard to the wireless e-cigarettes I use for visits to the shaman's tent.

Apparently, just a couple of months of constantly Puffing in Place, plugged into the wall with my electric hookah-doodle, had gotten me used to 5 full electricity globules, so when my shaman visits became longer as I got sicker, the decreased throat hit of the wireless became increasingly annoying, so much so that I even wondered if I might be reduced to using one of those unsightly contraptions that aren't KR808d-1s at all!

Though I was too sick to report it at the time, again, it turned out to be the Vapor4Life company (in combination with cranking my nicotine level up to 36) that solved my problem.

I'd tried extra long wireless KR808d-1s from several companies, and though they lacked a pushybutton, the extra long jewel-tipped ones from the Vapor4Life company definitely provide a sensation closer to the electric hookah-doodle, and to my delight, the new jewel ended ones that DO have a pushybutton are even better!

They feel exactly the same as my hookah-doodle, even on extended shaman visits, though I'm sure it's numerogically less in terms of electricity globules.

(If you're into all that, Morandir has apparently devoted his life to acquiring and generously sharing more detailed scientific information about any and everything made by the Vapor4Life company than designer himself ever dreamed of, and while it's thoroughly incomprehensible to me, if you're a science nerd, I'm confident it will make sense to you and be chock-a-block with integers and decimal points and things).

Though my new jeweled pushybutton wirelesses are not perceptively heavier (a blessing in itself), they are slightly longer, so if you're carrying them around in one of those hard spectacle cases (hopefully a nice satin brocade one) you'll have to remove the cartomizer.

I was also very pleased to note that the pink light up jewel does indeed lean toward the blue-pink end of the spectrum, thus making it flattering for black-eyed brunettes with even the most attitudinous golden and/or blue undertones.

As for the regular plug-it-all-into-the-wall electric hookah-doodles themselves, the $10 ones from vaporsetc or litecigusa work just as well as the costlier ones from Vapor4Life or anywhere else, though the cheaper ones offer no color choice to speak of, so unless you already have plenty of it, you will need to obtain some nail polish.

Disclaimer: The preceding bleatage refers only to the "Generation 1" variety of KR808d-1s, so if you're one of those people who smoked one of those Extra-Ultra-Lite Guaranteed Flavor-Free cigarettes and thus prefer a gentle whisper slightly redolent of the "throat hit" phenomenon, I suggest you scroll past all this just like you did the aches and pains part and go investigate "Generation 2," whose primary claim to fame, according to my admittedly vague understanding, consists of both hookah-doodle and wireless being "regulated" (probably using some kind of science) to dish out only 3.7 of those electricity globules, no more and no less, with every puff.

That's all I can type today, but I promise to make it a priority to commit more bleatage here, and hose off the impatiently waiting-in-the-pipeline entries so that my poor neglected blog may continue to deserve the "Best Blog" honor you have given it, which, as DelBoy would say, "chuffs me to bits."

Where is he, anyway?

 

[Morandir835]

Ms. Lolady glad you're enjoying the new king diamond manuals. More than any numbers I can post that's the most important part.

 

[wader2k]

Thank you for the review, Lolady!!

Ain't those Diamond Manuals great?!! Have you seen our Stealth Line? 8^)

 

[Whistles]

now that was a fun read! Glad you like them

 

[Clover~]

holy crap I love the way you speak! awesome read!

 

[krazie_Kid]

That was a great read, and I do pray and hope you get better soon dear.

 

[margikins]

In the interest of ergonomic conservation despite the cavalier disregard of universally accepted standards of forum etiquette, I'm going to quote myself (which actually turns out to be pretty etiquettish anyway, as it means you don't have to click and plow through the stereotypical Little Old Lady Aches and Pains Wall o' Text that precedes the part cited in in the "thread title.")

lolady, you speaka my language. We must be related.
BIG sloppy wet kisses,
Margie (Wader's Wife)

 

[plarkinjr]

Love that writing style! Perfect blend of annoying and awesome !!!

 

[kittypie]

I resisted the Diamonds for a long time, finally caved, and I LOVE them. Also caved and ordered Stealth, and love them as well!

Thanks for the review lolady, I hope you're feeling better.

 

[keyzygirl]

Awesome!