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keelalagirl55

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That is what I figured Conard when it didn't work....I was testing an edit theory....and it was a big FAIL:(

But I like Morandir Dears Idea.....you start Morandir hon:)


Now see I have already edited this once...this is the second....and the first did not show my edit time at all......

Edit...it did show the second......I am at a loss.....but yep I believe Conard has is correct:)

and now that edit didn't show.....I am Edited out......

Morandir...time for the Plot!!!
 

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Bacon Tree
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This was in my inbox this morning and I read it while enjoying a great breakfast that included Bacon of course!



Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says………

“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.”

“Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. ”

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon …. Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

“Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.”

“Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don’t forget.”

“Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.”

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

“Pepe… Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”

“Luis, Luis MI amigo… What ees it? ”

“Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees a ham bush….”
 
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