False, but it was probably close to the 20 year cut off mark.
TNP likes dinner type food for breakfast.
TNP likes dinner type food for breakfast.
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Depends on what you consider cold pizza . . .
TNP hasn't had a hangover in 11 1/2 months.
TNP hasn't had a hangover in 11 1/2 months.
True. In fact, it'll be a year this Sunday morning. 
TNP has totaled a car in an accident.
TNP has totaled a car in an accident.
True-rolled it over a couple of times
TNP is, at this time, wearing something with 'Hello Kitty' on it
TNP is, at this time, wearing something with 'Hello Kitty' on it
False. Don't even own anything related.
TNP likes to break up their Internet time into several portions throughout the day rather than one major time block.
TNP likes to break up their Internet time into several portions throughout the day rather than one major time block.
True - though I usually get on the computer for an extended period only once a day.
TNP prefers to type a letter or note rather than hand-write it.
TNP prefers to type a letter or note rather than hand-write it.
True that I prefer it, false that I can do it.
TNP has several kinds of OTC medication/ointment that they bought for a specific problem and haven't used again in a long, long time.
TNP has several kinds of OTC medication/ointment that they bought for a specific problem and haven't used again in a long, long time.
True. I bought some Orajel for a toothache a few years back, and I don't think it's been touched since the dentist remedied that situation. I really should just throw it away, as I'm sure it's well past it's expiration date.
TNP doesn't own a baseball glove.
TNP doesn't own a baseball glove.
False -- I was busy with something else and spaced it off.
TNP has had a doctor they didn't totally trust.
TNP has had a doctor they didn't totally trust.
True. I'm too cheap to replace a bedroom tv that still works fine.
TNP knows how to belly-dance....
TNP knows how to belly-dance....
False. Pretty much the only dancing I do is more like rhythmic chaos, and probably resembles a seizure more than any sort of actual dance.
TNP knows where this quote comes from: "It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
TNP knows where this quote comes from: "It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
...The native dancers whirled before me, limbs flailing, arms akimbo, feet kicking up dust...
TNP has a few Sheldon shirts
TNP has a few Sheldon shirts
False -- I assume that's some cultural-niche reference.
TNP doesn't always have their computer speakers turned on.
TNP doesn't always have their computer speakers turned on.
True at work, false at home. I have the Windows sound scheme set for "no sounds" on both computers.
TNP has never been on a boat at sea for more than a few hours.
TNP has never been on a boat at sea for more than a few hours.
True. But I have been on a flight from Riverside, California to Cairo, Egypt nonstop (3 inflight refeilings and 18 hours later. with an interview by Larry King During the flight)
TNP is still using the first e-cig he/she bought.
TNP is still using the first e-cig he/she bought.
False. I'm on my third primary e-cig, and my second backup unit.
TNP keeps reasonably close track of how much liquid they vape per day.
TNP keeps reasonably close track of how much liquid they vape per day.
True - i do (reasonably close track is spot on).
The next person didn't get drunk on new years eve
The next person didn't get drunk on new years eve
True! That's amateur night.
TNP can only see about 40% of the top of their desk.
TNP can only see about 40% of the top of their desk.
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