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False, but only because I'm not wearing anything with pockets at the moment, 
(I do have $37 in the tray with my billfold and keys.)
TNP often wishes they were allowed to strangle one person a year.
(I do have $37 in the tray with my billfold and keys.)TNP often wishes they were allowed to strangle one person a year.
False. However, when someone won't stop talking, I form an image in my head of that person, gagged with a bandana........ and it's probably more than once per year.
TNP already has their Halloween costume together.
TNP already has their Halloween costume together.
False. As usual I am wating until the last moment or until my girlfriend gets sufficiently annoyed and orders me into a costume, whichever happens firts
TNP - Loves to carve pumpkins and to scare the neighbourhood kids with the result of his/her work.
TNP - Loves to carve pumpkins and to scare the neighbourhood kids with the result of his/her work.
False. I've never taken much of an interest in carving pumpkins.
TNP has never lost data due to a hard disk failure.
TNP has never lost data due to a hard disk failure.
True. But my big backup/archive drive right now is acting up and only mounting read-only. I'm not touching it again until i have another 2TB drive to image it.
TNP spent >$100,000 on their college education.
TNP spent >$100,000 on their college education.
False. In-state tuition at a state college cost me about a third of that amount. Of course, this was back in the 1800s, and I majored in Buggy-Whip Manufacturing.
TNP was a class clown in high school.
TNP was a class clown in high school.
True. But teachers still did it behind the history building and students did it in their cars.
TNP drives a manual transmission.
TNP drives a manual transmission.
No, but wonders how many folks ever had one to begin with
TNP has dyed their hair at one time.
TNP has dyed their hair at one time.
False.
TNP has received a traffic ticket within the last year, (as opposed to a parking ticket).
TNP has received a traffic ticket within the last year, (as opposed to a parking ticket).
False. Well, I have. In the Bahamas. The guy who rented us the scooters didn't tell us they drive on the left, and all the roads near the port were 1-way……so it was a little while until we figured it out.
TNP runs Linux.
TNP runs Linux.
True. But most people would say that I am.
I don't actually pay attention to fashion at all, but I like nice clothes and looking good, which leads to me owning some "fashion" clothes like my APCs. Yeah, they're french designer jeans. Yeah, they cost like $150. But they're just better copies of Levi's 501s than Levi's is making now and I only own 2 pairs of jeans wear them 300+ days a year and I've only bought one new pair in the last 2 years. I also pretty much never wash them. So answer that how you will. The vast majority of my shirts are from target, left over oxfords from my High School uniform, or replacements for the uniform shirts that have worn out.
(And no, they don't smell. I freeze them occasionally. Washing jeans just makes them wear out faster.)
TNP thinks I'm an a
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I don't actually pay attention to fashion at all, but I like nice clothes and looking good, which leads to me owning some "fashion" clothes like my APCs. Yeah, they're french designer jeans. Yeah, they cost like $150. But they're just better copies of Levi's 501s than Levi's is making now and I only own 2 pairs of jeans wear them 300+ days a year and I've only bought one new pair in the last 2 years. I also pretty much never wash them. So answer that how you will. The vast majority of my shirts are from target, left over oxfords from my High School uniform, or replacements for the uniform shirts that have worn out.
(And no, they don't smell. I freeze them occasionally. Washing jeans just makes them wear out faster.)
TNP thinks I'm an a
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False. But I often misjudge people.
TNP was an accomplished high school athlete.
TNP was an accomplished high school athlete.
True
Went to college on a four year basketball scholarship! Oh, so long ago!
TNP has been arrested at least once
Went to college on a four year basketball scholarship! Oh, so long ago!
TNP has been arrested at least once
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