TRUE or FALSE!! Lets play!!!!

[potholerepairman]

True it kinda grosses me out not with the bovine thing but the wiggle like some creature is looking at you with out a soul or care , just shaking some smiley funkiness that makes me shiver

tnp.has drank from the fountain of youth , seen the pyraminds on a camel , though still wants to know what are sharks scared of if they never sleep.

 

[LastoftheBreed]

False, True (yes on a camel), false (sharks are afraid of DROWNING).

TNP believes they were abducted by aliens and probed, and wonders why the aliens haven't called again...

 

[caffeinated]

False. They haven't called again because they're selfish, uncaring clods.

And they didn't even buy me dinner first!

TNP has a weird aunt who always smells of cheap perfume and despair.

 

[Airbrusher]

False!! That's me!

TNPhas a bent snow shovel from to much use...

 

[caffeinated]

False. But I have a bent snow shovel (bent by design) that's supposed to make lifting the snow easier. Unsurprisingly, it really doesn't.

TNP got a lot done around the house today.

 

[Seabrook]

False. Today is the Sabbath, and I always rest on the Sabbath. I focused on making my menu out for the upcoming week and went grocery shopping.

The next poster has had a recent de ja vu experience that they are still wondering about.

 

[caffeinated]

False. That wasn't déjà vu, it was a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

TNP woke up today with a hangover.

 

[potholerepairman]

false-though the "magic eightball "says to ask again tomorrow morning

tnp already got lobster -red working outside today.

 

[FantWriter]

False -- I haven't actually been outdoors since last Wednesday.

TNP has noticed that the more they drink, the more mistakes their computers make.

 

[Seabrook]

LOL, that would be true for me. The thing I've learned is to stay off the forums when you've had one too many. Then you don't have to run through all your posts editing them the next day, LOL.

The next poster has at least one .....y neighbor.

 

[floridamale]

False all my neighbors are great I'm lucky
TNP has had car repairs done only to have a new problem when they get it back

 

[caffeinated]

It's been quite a while since that happened, but yeah, it's true. And it was infuriating.

TNP's desk is an oasis of tidiness in a room that's otherwise somewhat cluttered.

 

[Seabrook]

False. Just the opposite. My commons areas are immaculate. It's the desk that looks like a tornado hit it.

TNP has BIG plans on what they're going to spend their tax refund on.

 

[drew_devereaux]

False, though I wish it were true; I'll owe money.

TNP believes the time of his or her death is destined and cannot be changed.

 

[Airbrusher]

False already cheated it once....

TNP hordes chocolate.

 

[caffeinated]

False. I hoard cookies.

TNP takes over an hour to get out of the house in the morning.

 

[pkj]

False - I work at home.

TNP likes to watch NASCAR races

 

[Bnward5]

False - I used to love watching the races, my fav was Mark Martin. Stopped watching when they sold out and become a yuppie thing!
TNP is a yuppie

 

[caffeinated]

False. I am neither young, nor urban. I suppose I'm a "professional," though, however you might quantify that.

As a side note, I'd just like to mention that it kinda stings to actually say, "I'm not young."

Now, all you damn kids get off my lawn!!


TNP has been known to talk in their sleep.

 

[Airbrusher]

True! and it's way more trouble then it's worth...

lets start a theme... TNP has night terrors.