TRUE or FALSE!! Lets play!!!!

[Seabrook]

True. Many times.

The next poster is a bibliophile.

 

[thelook]

Kinda true, though I do not have any 1st or rare ones, just have problems getting rid of a good one

TNP had to google bibliophile

 

[AngusATAT]

False.

TNP has had dreams where they could fly like a superhero, but only ten feet off the ground, and very slowly...

 

[Almond]

False. I couldn't fly, only glide if I ran and jumped really hard.

TNP has a weird love for preteen drama shows. (iCarly, Degrassi, anything with pregnant teenagers)

 

[Smocha]

False

TNP is enjoying Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

False (unless eating home made ground turkey & green chili enchiladas in Arizona yesterday counts).

TNP is smarter than the average person smartorstoopid (go take the test).

 

[AngusATAT]

True.

TNP is a Pastafarian.

 

[Poeia]

True. I worship his noodly appendages.

TNP has more than 5 pets.

 

[potholerepairman]

true (I got one chicken and approximately 32 shrimp in the frig and when they get cold , I am going to warm em up on the grill.)

TNP has not been involved in an auto accident of any kind this century.

 

[Smocha]

False, I've been rear ended

TNP watches the food network

 

[thelook]

False

TNP wears REALLY tight pants.

 

[AngusATAT]

Only to fancy parties.

TNP is so vain, they probably think this post is about them.

 

[thelook]

OUCH! True?

TNP is waiting for a sausage delivery from USPS

 

[DreadLioness]

False even though the mailman is pretty HOT!

TNP can't function without their cellphone

 

[Poeia]

False - although I did remember to charge it yesterday

TNP doesn't know how to change a tire

 

[AngusATAT]

False.

In the past, TNP has seriously questioned whether the Hokey Pokey truly is "what it's all about".

 

[DreadLioness]

False but it's always amusing seeing a bunch of drunk people trying to do the Hokey Pokey and having to shout at at-least 3 people "No your other left" good times...

TNP is addicted to facebook.

 

[Smocha]

False,

TNP has an iPhone

 

[AngusATAT]

False.

TNP has an embarrassing video posted on YouTube showing exactly what they would do for a Klondike bar.

 

[Seabrook]

False, LOL.

The next poster had a terrible ant problem in their house this year.