Well duh! Uhh, I mean true. C'mon, who doesn't know? Probably some Spartan... named John.
TNP totally doesn't get the three shells reference... Or my response.
Well duh! Uhh, I mean true. C'mon, who doesn't know? Probably some Spartan... named John.

True. I'm too ......ed (I guess) to know what the 3 seashells in the bathroom are for. I don't have 3 seashells in my bathroom. Are they instructions to the menfolk on how to get ready for work? Like sh**, shower, shave, and out the door we go? Please do tell - curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brings her back. Please and thank you.
Nicely said. Tactful, even.**...The shells are used for hygiene instead of toilet paper.***
TNP has eaten chocolate cake for breakfast on occasion...

ummm....false 