TRUE or FALSE!! Lets play!!!!

[SilverBear]

False. But I heard one last evening while sitting outside. HONNNNNNK... SCREECH... BANG... (pause about three seconds)... BANG!... (pause)... BANG!!! Four cars in that one!!!

TNP is posting here from work.

 

[potholerepairman]

true- my productivity is way down for some reason.

tnp- has poured concrete this month(may)

 

[FantWriter]

False -- I got out of the heavy work years ago.

TNP doesn't believe in UFOs but thinks they might have seen one.

 

[unfaithful]

True, I've seen a helicopter flying past at night few weeks ago, which could have been a UFO, but I dont believe in them, so I guess it was a helicopter lol.

The next person picks their nose?

 

[FantWriter]

False.

TNP has at least two certificates hanging on their wall.

 

[caffeinated]

False.

TNP should probably be doing something else right now.

 

[Seabrook]

True, and thx for reminding me - going to put my bedding in to wash.

TNP has been bitten by a dog.

 

[caffeinated]

True. When I was a kid, I was bitten on several occasions by several different dogs. Never with any serious damage, though.

TNP will have a garage sale this summer.

TNP will also tell us whether they usually say yard sale, tag sale, garage sale, or something else entirely.

 

[hollyberry]

False--at least, not planning on having one. I call them "yard sales."

TNP is a night owl.

 

[FantWriter]

True! I usually go to bed about dawn.

TNP has, within the last 30 days, had a glitch that forced them to reboot their computer.

 

[love68579229]

False!
TNP is a gorgeous gay man.

 

[rolandpibb]

False. I am gorgeous, and I appeal to both sexes. However, I am heterosexual. Sorry boys

TNP knows about the impending Canada Post Strike

 

[wazzup592]

False. I live in the city but would prefer to live on a big plot of land somewhere.

Tnp hates the sunshine.

 

[caffeinated]

Absolutely true. I avoid the sun as much as possible. My wife even bought me a t-shirt that says, "Keep out of direct sunlight."


TNP likes Miracle Whip.

 

[vaporjoey]

true! Love it!

TNP drives a very sexy car.

 

[Seabrook]

False. It's a family van.

TNP has had a major appliance in their home die, so had to buy a new one (mine was fridge)

 

[caffeinated]

True. We've replaced three appliances in the past eight years: the dishwasher, the stove, and the dryer. All that's left of the appliances we moved in with (14 years ago) are the washing machine and the fridge, and I'm hoping the washing machine goes first because I want a shiny new one!

Everybody knows that washing and drying the laundry is the easy part, but TNP doesn't mind the folding and putting-away parts either.

 

[FantWriter]

True, I do the laundry-once-a-month thing, so the folding time is minimal, and putting it away just means shoving baskets onto shelves.

TNP prefers a desktop rather than a laptop for intensive work sessions.

 

[pineappledan]

false my laptop doesn't always have to be on my lap.

TNP has stepped in something barefoot that felt completely disgusting in the past month.

 

[SilverBear]

True. Three cats. I sleep VERY soundly. Cats are the little bulimics of the animal kingdom and do their best work at night.

TNP has NOT made a "weiner" joke in the last 2 days.