Ugly hands thread.....u know who u are...

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shawnski

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Iam just bored and decided for fun to start a ugly hands thread,youknow those hands u see in the classy photos with narly looking nails with dirt under them and nasty crusty scabby calluses all over,LOLOLOLOL....
Some hands are nice n very well groomed, heres to you nice hands peoplewho take a minute to wash and prep before takingthat picture with that 400$ mod in it or 300$ atty, sometimes when looking in the classys and seeinga handthat looks like it came straight out of a lord of therings sequel can make the difference between making that sale now or 2 weeks down the line.
So just remember when taking that next pic for the classys , im warching,im noticing,and im laughing.....
this thread was done out of pure humor, beings i was one guilty of this and took notice one day..............lol SHAWNSKI
 

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I have unusual hands... I'm a guy, one hand has neatly trimmed nails and the other has talons... but it's because I play classical guitar . I've had nails on my right hand since I was 4, so it's normal to me and I don't care, but I do get some weird looks from time to time. Usually if someone asks and I explain, they think it's pretty cool - if not, I tell them to go find me a guitar so I can melt their face off, hahaha. Girls hate it because they're kind of beautiful, as far as nails go, lol, and I'm the only guy I know who throws a fit over a broken one!
 

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I split the end of my pointer finger on my left hand in half about 12 years ago using a 5 pound sledgehammer. The nail grew back as two nails. No biggie.

I was in the mall last year xmas shopping and a sales lady approached me about some miracle, high speed low drag nail polishing kit thingy. Now, I've been told I'm a pushover before and I kind of believe it. I have problems just brushing folks off. So I listened to her spiel. She then asked to see my worst looking nail.....she laughed! Well, she said "Oh!" and then laughed. And then polished up my funky nail. It still looked jacked up...but I bought a kit anyhow.
 

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I got ugly hands full of callouses and scars. Nails are overly long, which pisses off my female friends because mine grow thinker and longer than theirs. I don't cut my nails I let them break. I got tired of cutting them. My nails grow insanely fast was cutting them every other day one day I finally said enough is enough.
 

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So I have cats scratch and bite, burn, 3 large parrot bites, 3 cut scars age some spots from age and I chew my cuticles and my nails are usually dirty due to scratching horses. I never paint my nails an clip them short. They are calloused from manual labor and lead lines in ground working horses, and cutting all up undesirable growing things. In OR if a seed makes it to the ground, it grows!
 
I have hideous hands. I'm male, so don't really care, but typically garden without gloves and use my soldering iron without any hand protection. They're covered with hairline scars.

It probably doesn't help that my idea of a manicure is to hack off the oversized nail and forget about it.
 

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I have only taken one picture of my hand holding a PV...and I was careful to angle my fingers so my nails wouldn't show! Or the top of my hand. I have a frisky dog and regularly get scratches on my hands and arms from her. Also my fingernails, while clean, are very thin and don't grow long. Plus they are kind of flat..not nicely curved like most nails. Not "ugly" but not exactly pretty, either. So, it's all in the angle with the photograph. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
 

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I have unusual hands... I'm a guy, one hand has neatly trimmed nails and the other has talons... but it's because I play classical guitar . I've had nails on my right hand since I was 4, so it's normal to me and I don't care, but I do get some weird looks from time to time. Usually if someone asks and I explain, they think it's pretty cool - if not, I tell them to go find me a guitar so I can melt their face off, hahaha. Girls hate it because they're kind of beautiful, as far as nails go, lol, and I'm the only guy I know who throws a fit over a broken one!

Lmao! Well say hello to another guy that does the same thing about broken nails and jealous ladies. :D And aren't they the most useful tools ever given to man? Well besides thumbs and maybe one other thing which I'll leave to your imaginations lol
 
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