Rolygate makes an appearance on Vapourtrails.tv tonight around 9pm BST
For the love of Vape Roly !! NOOOOOOOOOO !!
Dude a Consumers Organisation will only have bark, and no bite ..... therefore its absolutely imperative that it maintains the correct Image and an immaculate level of Professionalism ....... otherwise you will only receive lip-service and eventually be dismissed ..... Ive had the displeasure of being involved with similar groups during my evil Lawyering days so trust me playa, the last thing you need is to be put in the Dads Army category as we used to call them .....
Which is why Im shocked youre allowing yourself to be associated with, of all people, Captain Mainwaring himself !!
Hifi-Spud is a delusional buffoon ...... who used to be a dubious Vendor not so long ago and still has the Vendors interests at heart (much more than Consumers) !! Youll appreciate how important it is to be (and to be seen) as having nothing to do with the Profit orientated side of Vaping (which is gonna be hard enough for you since you run ECF!) if you are to have any impact (including distancing yourself from ECITA) .....
Hifi is also many other counter-productive things ..... an embarrassingly amateurish sycophant whose opinions change with the wind ..... is a year behind the curve with regards to Legal prudence ..... has a desperate craving for the (micro)limelight ..... and is part of the furniture over on UKV, who spend half their time crapping on ECF !!
Most importantly though, his interweb TV shows have only gained a few thousand views and merely 40 subscribers (all of whom wont exactly be the best of British!) ...... jumping in with this clown will garner you minimal exposure and will seriously damage your (and Vapings) credibility to the outside world bro ......
You considering this is especially surprising as there are far better alternatives right here, at your fingertips ...... there is somebody in the UK who is the exact opposite of Hifi-Spud ...... thats right, a He-Man to his Skeletor !!
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Vaping has a man who has been there from its birth ..... a man who is down-to-earth, honest and humble ..... a man who is liked and trusted by everyone ..... a man who has admirably remained neutral despite constant dealings with Vendors ..... a man who has a thriving forum of his own ..... a man who has a Youtube channel with over a MILLION views and THOUSANDS of loyal subscribers (from all over the world!) ..... a man who can spread the message far and wide ....... and if all that wasnt impressive enough, he also knows how to pronounce English properly (well sort of!) ..... this man is, the one and only, IGETCHA69 !!
It gets better Roly, we also have another legend among us ..... a man who has been trying to get a similar thing off the ground for ages ..... a man who realises how difficult a task this will be having personally experienced how complacent (virtually asleep!) the Vaping community is ..... a man who has already interacted with the media and conducted himself impeccably ..... a man who is a Teacher and so is educated and knows how to educate others ...... a man who is a friend to everyone and an enemy to none ..... a man who has no ulterior motive other than to be of service to Vapers and Vaping ..... I have also heard rumours that he likes a Pint too ..... this man is, our shining Northern Star, RUSTY !!
Surely youd be better off joining forces with these two fine gents ..... rather than the walking, talking liability that is Tha Knazz ??
Still, if you must scrape the bottom of the barrel by hanging out with a genius who thinks Taxation is not at the centre of the issues, and has so little understanding that he reckons the WHO can be oooverturned etc etc ..... then could you at least ask him to take that ridiculous earring out, so he doesnt look like a Pirate .....
