Unique wicking alternatives...

[Crash Moses]

So...as I'm sipping my coffee this morning I've noticed it has a tendancy to leap from the cup and flow straight down my beard to my chin.

Has anyone tried human hair for wicking?

 

[yaypudding]

pubes leave this funky aftertaste, I can't quite nail it.

 

[Matthee]

Just knew Yaypudding would jump straight there!!! First leave some time for rational discussion - although I'm not so sure on that with this topic!

 

[yaypudding]

I was being serious, plus the curliness of the hair makes it so hard to pull thru a micro coil.

 

[Crash Moses]

Blast...my beard is curly too. I wonder if that's what gives it its' unique wicking properties?

Okay then...anyone know how to keep my beard from wicking my coffee? It's getting really, really annoying.

 

[JonnyB88]

Okay then...anyone know how to keep my beard from wicking my coffee? It's getting really, really annoying.

A straw or sippy cup?

 

[Crash Moses]

A straw or sippy cup?

I'm using a sippy cup...hmmm...maybe that's the problem.

 

[debzcf]

Blast...my beard is curly too. I wonder if that's what gives it its' unique wicking properties?

Okay then...anyone know how to keep my beard from wicking my coffee? It's getting really, really annoying.

Perhaps a Beard Beanie will serve as a barrier --

 

[TheAngryBovine]

^^^ Absolute pure unadulterated awesomeness

 

[yaypudding]

scotch guard your beard, and wear a bib that can funnel the coffee into a second mug. problem solved.

 

[DoogieTony]

Just let it happen, a certain amount of daily sacrifice must be made to the Lord of Face Pubes.

 

[DoogieTony]

Or you could get one of these....

 

[moondragon]

Perhaps a Beard Beanie will serve as a barrier --

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I'm going to have to show this pic to my daughter. She's been working on getting a little ETSY shop started for unique hand crocheted items. She recently crocheted a loin cloth for someone that was going to a costume party.

 

[Crash Moses]

Tried it without the sippy cup...now it's in my mustache! I'm just gonna shave...