Us in the uk could have a right laugh with slang on here
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Ah wad cum ower, theknaas, but me passport's nee gud fer ower there. Them gadgies at the border it gyatsheed nivver lerruz through wirrout stoppinuz, an lasstime the givua a cavity sarch. Me .... wiz rammin fer a week after, like.
whay ya buggs... them Gyatsheed buggars are ower the top... thay culd at least hae given ya some KY, but thay divvent want ya bydin ower lang in case ya tak root there !
Ahwadden mind, like, burritsa dump, that gyatsheed - an the nivver waarm the hands afore the ram them up yer ...., JY Kelly or nee JY Kelly. The've nivver fund owt up there, like, an ah've gorra gay marra thit luvs them...
Aye Pet, ah knaw wat ya meen. The divvent hav nought else to dae up there but ta check that nabody brytor than them comes alang..hence they is chekin for brains hinny.. some one shuld tell em, brains aint up thar..
Why, theknaas, thiv got nee folks waantin ti stop there - theraall gannin ti live sumwear else, theknaas, cos it's aall gannin ti wreck and ruin. An ah divvent think Rusty Rita helps, like.
ooo divvent get me onto Rusty Rita ! no thurs a bit o scrap if eva I saw yin.
Mebez we culd meet up, cut it doon and sell it fer scrap, wuld fetch the dosh fer an ecig or twa..
Mebez we culd meet up, cut it doon and sell it fer scrap, wuld fetch the dosh fer an ecig or twa..
Ah've tried gerrin the pinnins off the borrom of ah - taks a git massive shiftin spanna tereven gerra had on it, nivvah mind shift it. It'd waant one o them git windy spannas thi use in the garages, theknaas, wirra git big bloke haddin on tee it afore it'd torn, like. An ah divvent knaa if ah've gorra barra big enyuff ti had ah once wiv gorra on the deck, how. Mind, if wi cin get the lads from Bedlintin down, the'd hev ah shifted away ti the scrappy afore the plod cud wind tha sirens up.
Trubble is, ah cannarundastand a bliddy ward them buggas from Bedlintin say, theknaas. The divvent taalk proper like worrus diz.
Trubble is, ah cannarundastand a bliddy ward them buggas from Bedlintin say, theknaas. The divvent taalk proper like worrus diz.
Ye gods - if anyone outside the Northeast can follow that, they deserve a medal. Pitmatic isn't easy to understand even when you speak it fluently yourself!
nay danger mate unnerstood it awe, weev goata uin course "parliamo glesga" forra pepole in englandshire,
by the by prof ra 70cl bottle is a "botle o whoyoulookinat" the 100cl bottle is known as "a botle o whoyoulookinatyabasturt"
by the by prof ra 70cl bottle is a "botle o whoyoulookinat" the 100cl bottle is known as "a botle o whoyoulookinatyabasturt"
Ach - aye, ah ken that yin - "zarra marra oanra barra clara". Ma wee yin stayed in Glesga fae hor degree, ye ken, an wiz fair hoppin' aboot a the time shi wiz there. Govan, shi stayed in richt aside the Clyde.
Glesga is a canny wee place, spent a canny few gud wekkends up thar gannin to the Kings and Metropole...aaaa the gud auld days..
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