Here at snork's Super-T Haus we specialize in all manner of rare and unique items offered at low low prices. Today's special is a slightly beat up black VapeMate for the unheard of price of $10.00 shipped THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD RIGHT and if you act now, for an additional $15.00 we'll include a spectacular Stainless Steel Contoured T-Tip specially chosen randomly from an obscene pile of crap hoarded by the snorkman himself.
But you must act now, operators standing by for the next 30 minutes!
Again, beat up Black VapeMate $10.00 Shipped!
Stainless Steel Contoured T-Tip $15.00 Shipped!
BOTH for $25.00 shipped!
snork is furnishing these items "as is". snork does not provide any warranty of the items whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose or any warranty that the items will be error-free.
In no respect shall snork incur any liability for any damages, including, but limited to, direct, indirect, special, or consequential damages arising out of, resulting from, or any way connected to the use of the items, whether or not based upon warranty, contract, tort, or otherwise; whether or not injury was sustained by persons or property or otherwise; and whether or not loss was sustained from, or arose out of, the results of, the items, or any services that may be provided by snork.
