Valentines Contest!

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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is.
E. DeGeners

 

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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is.
E. DeGeners

And this was the grandmother

 

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They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle

 

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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Jim Davis

 

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A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, “Who Should we notify in case of an accident?” He mulls it over and then writes, “Anybody in sight!”
Milton Berle

 

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Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

 

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Steven Weinberg

 

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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
Anonymous

 

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