Valentines Contest!

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

 

[jj2]

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol

 

[Odium]

If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.
Marilyn Monroe

Now how convenient is that? But don't let those murderous males in on this secret, otherwise they gonna get all their girls to commit their murders for them

 

[tommyfinger]

Im a little teapot

 

[tommyfinger]

Short and stout!

 

[jj2]

I both love and do not love and am mad and not mad.

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[Odium]

 

[tommyfinger]

here is my handle

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Ann Landers

 

[tommyfinger]

and here is my other handle!

 

[tommyfinger]

Hey im a sugar bowl

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Cuban Proverb

 

[Sjkader]

Work is a blast

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

 

[Odium]