Valentines Contest!

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[jj2]

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.

 

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The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.

Oh my gosh ohmagosh...

 

[RickL]

Yee Ha, a shopping spree.

 

[jj2]

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office.

 

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[levisdaddy]

are your posts intentionally blank doom??

 

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[jj2]

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
Jean Cocturan

 

[tommyfinger]

I want this bad!

 

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are your posts intentionally blank doom??

I think that's only for you bro...you on a phone or an older computer?

 

[jj2]

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
Mark Twain

 

[jj2]

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who
haven’t what they want that they don’t want it.
Ogden Nash

 

[jj2]

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

 

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[jj2]

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
Unknown

 

[spacekitty]

are your posts intentionally blank doom??

There should be pics in them...

 

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[jj2]

Oh my gosh ohmagosh...

Well the wrinkles come at my age whether we want them or not!!!