Valentines Contest!

[jj2]

Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.

 

[Odium]

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.

 

[tommyfinger]

I refuse to lose!

 

[tommyfinger]

Im giving it all she's got!

 

[jj2]

May I be excused? My brain is full.

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

Why go to college? There’s Google.

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable.

 

[Odium]

IDK

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[tommyfinger]

Can we just skip the contest and claim me the winner

 

[tommyfinger]

Honest i'll share

 

[tommyfinger]

I love to share. Ask all the bill collectors

 

[tommyfinger]

OK dont ask them

 

[Odium]

 

[jj2]

I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
Demetri Martin

 

[Odium]