valentine's Day Vape

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bluecat

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This girl at work that I have a little crush on said she smelled cookies. I told her it was my banana nut bread juice. She was fascinated, intrigued, interested, and liked it.

I should have bought her flowers.

Never too late, mate. Flowers work any time of the year.

I will never again be without flowers on Valentines day or at least a receipt to prove it.

Even though I feel ripped off after I plunk 100 bucks down for flowers that die in 4 days... I always have to realize. I am not receiving. I am giving.
 

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Whatever strikes my mood. To impress myself, not him.

Ouch haha. On the other hand though if you have your favorite juice you are happier. When you are happier you are better company. When you are better company you have more fun. When you have more fun you are a better Valentine so maybe you are on to something.
 
Do they sell a flavor called donkey's a**? Because I'm not a happy wife right now.

No, but I believe some places carry, "Everything You Do Is Wrong" and "You're a Bad Husband."

For the single women, I'm going to produce a DIY called "My Eyes Are Up Here."
 
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