Let's do a comedy routine about vaping. I'll start and everybody adds to it.
Imagine an up-and-coming stand-up comedian in a club in front of a brick wall, with a spotlight on him. He delivers one line at a time and pauses for the audience to laugh. Usually they laugh, sometimes they don't.
He takes the stage, and in a funny voice, delivers these lines to much laughter:
( read this in your best funny voice: )
Wonder what's coming next for the e-cig?
uhhh
I wasn't getting enough vaper, so I took a coil from my stove. <LAUGHTER>
It's about 10 wraps of Triple-Zero Kanthal.
It clocks in at one-billionth of an ohm. <RIMSHOT>
uhhh .
I tried running on batteries, but it took 85 18650's, and they were all stacked!
I put a kick in it and the kick blew up.
So now it runs on the 220 line in my house.
Whenever I go to a friends house and want to vape, I have to unplug their clothes dryer. <RIMSHOT>
I took one hit off it and woke up in Intensive Care 3 days later.
There was still a cloud around me.
It was coming out of every pore of my body.
They had a little box fan blowing it off me and out the window.
So I asked them what happened.
They said the police tracked the cause of the blackout to my place and found me there.
I said, I was only having a vape.
They said, Really? We thought you were trying to ...
Imagine an up-and-coming stand-up comedian in a club in front of a brick wall, with a spotlight on him. He delivers one line at a time and pauses for the audience to laugh. Usually they laugh, sometimes they don't.
He takes the stage, and in a funny voice, delivers these lines to much laughter:
( read this in your best funny voice: )
Wonder what's coming next for the e-cig?
uhhh
I wasn't getting enough vaper, so I took a coil from my stove. <LAUGHTER>
It's about 10 wraps of Triple-Zero Kanthal.
It clocks in at one-billionth of an ohm. <RIMSHOT>
uhhh .
I tried running on batteries, but it took 85 18650's, and they were all stacked!
I put a kick in it and the kick blew up.
So now it runs on the 220 line in my house.
Whenever I go to a friends house and want to vape, I have to unplug their clothes dryer. <RIMSHOT>
I took one hit off it and woke up in Intensive Care 3 days later.
There was still a cloud around me.
It was coming out of every pore of my body.
They had a little box fan blowing it off me and out the window.
So I asked them what happened.
They said the police tracked the cause of the blackout to my place and found me there.
I said, I was only having a vape.
They said, Really? We thought you were trying to ...
