VAPOR KING VS KERBLE2000!! Ding Ding!

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azvagabond

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Are the carbon atoms in the Vapor King the same as in the KERBLE2000 from the planet XEON in the Aplha-Zeta quadrant of Nebula zuloo zuloo Alpha Omega Pi?

Do they still mine that carbon using the SuperKAT 5000 model Zeta O NINER?

Which carbon atoms will help me to stay off regular cigarettes easier when pluto has moved into in my ninth house of WHO GIVES A FLYING F%$K? oops sorry, :oops:

Seriously now...can we celebrate the fact that we are not going to die from cancer from smoking analogs...anyone care to join me?

I'll be out on the veranda vaping away!
 

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Yay! Me too! Looking forward to a day with family and can't wait to give my brother in laws their VaporKings! I can't wait!!!!! :D

RIght ON!!!! I feel like Billy Mays fresh from the grave just about everyday...I love hearing "OOOOOHHHH IVE HEARD ABOUT THOSE....Do they really work?"
 

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Hehe some people just love the Drama and love to cause it:(
hey I know lets ship all those people to Xeon! Then we could get back to our nice comfy vape haven where we actually can have conversations trying to help people!
BTW AZVagabond I could use some help with that.
Ever since I picked it back up i just can't seem to let go of the analogs :(
I think I am afraid of another Nic reaction. I vape but not quite as much as before and smoke more as a result ( this of course keeps giveing me that pre reaction feeling and I back off the vapeing) you have any suggestions?
 

azvagabond

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Hehe some people just love the Drama and love to cause it:(
hey I know lets ship all those people to Xeon! Then we could get back to our nice comfy vape haven where we actually can have conversations trying to help people!
BTW AZVagabond I could use some help with that.
Ever since I picked it back up i just can't seem to let go of the analogs :(
I think I am afraid of another Nic reaction. I vape but not quite as much as before and smoke more as a result ( this of course keeps giveing me that pre reaction feeling and I back off the vapeing) you have any suggestions?

I could use a shock tactic and show you some pics of my brother in law who just had his palate removed because of mouth cancer due to tobacco, but that could "damage" you...any luck with the VG?

I personally would suggest (don't laugh) meditation...NOW WAIT!

I AM NOT one of those "metaphysical" types who hum in perfect unison to the harmony of the universe (no offense to those of you who do, but I like my NFL way too much and dont feel I can give that up! I heard you had to give up watching football in order to understand the New Age religions! JK) I do believe in the power of stress management and mediation as a form of impulse control.

I can imagine that if you had a bad nic overdose how it would make you hesitant to expose yourself to it...I must admit Ive OD on nicotine myself and it is not a pleasant experience, the nausea, the acrid burning taste that is difficult to get rid of (Milk of Magnesia/ or some other anti-acid that "coats" helps it though). But worse of all is the distant, detached, almost dazed feeling.

I would of course start slow, vape only for nic cravings at first, not for recreation, or if possible vape 0 nic all day and keep a midrange nic VK or other device ready for the cravings.

I would think the difficulty is also in the fact that the novelty of it is gone for you. I would suggest trying to find a vapor virgin to re-explore the excitement of vaping for the first time again...there is a lot to be said for discovery, or in your case rediscovery.

Im kinda hopin' that Steve or Mark reads this and might have a trick or to up their sleeves to help you out. Something new they can guinea pig you with to re-spark your interest.
 

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Are the carbon atoms in the Vapor King the same as in the KERBLE2000 from the planet XEON in the Aplha-Zeta quadrant of Nebula zuloo zuloo Alpha Omega Pi?

Do they still mine that carbon using the SuperKAT 5000 model Zeta O NINER?

Which carbon atoms will help me to stay off regular cigarettes easier when pluto has moved into in my ninth house of WHO GIVES A FLYING F%$K? oops sorry, :oops:

Seriously now...can we celebrate the fact that we are not going to die from cancer from smoking analogs...anyone care to join me?

I'll be out on the veranda vaping away!

No! I don't give a flying (what you said) either. Today is day 10 of no cancer sticks! I'll be celebrating by going to the gym and walking 4 miles uphill on a very steep grade at 3 miles an hour on the treadmill, something I am now able to do whenever I please, thanks to the ecigarettes. Gosh, it's great being able to get in shape now, before, the analogs kept me from that. No more! I'm celebrating LIFE! And a quality one at that.
 

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Main drawback of the Kerble was having to use a hydraulic jack to refill the cartridge. And the 220V battery was kinda heavy. The built-in Taser was kinda nice, but the microwave timer was hard to set.

THIS IS THE THIRD TO THE LAST TIME I WILL POST THIS....AND I MEAN IT!!!
IT WAS NOT 220V BUT 110V @ 1 gajillion gajillion gabubblibillion WATTS WITH THE SELF CLEANING ATTYS.

AND I DARE ANYONE TO SHOW ME PROOF PURPOSING OTHERWISE!

I GOT THE TPS REPORT SHOWING THE STATS POSTED IN CANTONESE!


This is kinda fun...I like taking my dawg Sarcasm out for a walk from time to time...sometimes he gets off the leash though and then I have to beat him with a newspaper in to puppy submission! :lol:
 

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THIS IS THE THIRD TO THE LAST TIME I WILL POST THIS....AND I MEAN IT!!!
IT WAS NOT 220V BUT 110V @ 1 gajillion gajillion gabubblibillion WATTS WITH THE SELF CLEANING ATTYS.

AND I DARE ANYONE TO SHOW ME PROOF PURPOSING OTHERWISE!

I GOT THE TPS REPORT SHOWING THE STATS POSTED IN CANTONESE!


This is kinda fun...I like taking my dawg Sarcasm out for a walk from time to time...sometimes he gets off the leash though and then I have to beat him with a newspaper in to puppy submission! :lol:

But where can you find a flux capacitor at 3 in the morning? When you're having to deal with customs in Antarctica, it's almost worth learning to speak penguin...
 

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Are the carbon atoms in the Vapor King the same as in the KERBLE2000 from the planet XEON in the Aplha-Zeta quadrant of Nebula zuloo zuloo Alpha Omega Pi?

Do they still mine that carbon using the SuperKAT 5000 model Zeta O NINER?

Which carbon atoms will help me to stay off regular cigarettes easier when pluto has moved into in my ninth house of WHO GIVES A FLYING F%$K? oops sorry, :oops:

Seriously now...can we celebrate the fact that we are not going to die from cancer from smoking analogs...anyone care to join me?

I'll be out on the veranda vaping away!


Awesome post.
 

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