Vmax givaway contest @ canvape!!!!

[mopar]

NOTE* CHELLY came in second. We are going to send her a silver lavatube mini kit for runner up. I am really enjoying this thread and all the sharing and positivity it is bring despite it's somewhat questionable pretence. It is about us sharing and understanding and really knowing why we are on ecf and strengthening our community. I am proud to be here and tell my customers I am a registered supplier on ECF. I know you all feel the same way about being here too!

The Contest will close on the 10th of May so keep the stories coming update your situations etc.

We are going to call this contest in extremely poor taste...

"THE BIGGEST LOSER!" I hope NBC or ABC or whoever puts that show full of eye candy out there doesn't sue me.

Someone needs to be able to, in this thread say why their life sucks more then mine(seriously) and why they are worthy of a brand spanking new VMAX.

This person clearly won't be able to afford batteries or a charger so we will be throwing in a 4 bay tr-003p4 charger and 4 18350 nipple top IMR batteries so they can actually use it providing they still have hydro at the time to charge it.

This contest is open to Canadian Residents only and must be able to be verified(in 100% confidence) by sending supporting documentation ie forclosure notice, seperation papers, your Mcdonald's employee id, death certificate(s) pictures of your spouse in bed with someone else.

Get the picture?

Now get your FREE VMAX!!!!

Would like to do a give away to someone that really needs it. Employee's of canvape are NOT eligable (Tom and Kevin because you'd probably win) hehe

 

[mopar]

I'll start, my left testicle hangs clearly one inch lower then the right one. My dogs steal my food if I turn my head away from my plate. 28 days later looks like a nice vacation. My handle is Mopar and I drive a VW. I babysit my son's sister from another mister every other weekend and twice a week when he comes over too. I've been balding since I was 18 but don't worry ladies I'm not that bald. My only friend is more of a drunk then me My main food groups are subway and pizza. After 36 years of marriage my father just left my mother and now I have to worry about the ..... The less I eat the fatter I get. I quit dreaming and became a realist. Oh well atleast I haven't had a cigarette in a year in a year and a 1/2ish! Oh and the biggest one of all I didn't record my official quit date so I miss out on all these quit smoking anniversaries

 

[therealcmac]

Haha, this should be interesting~! I doubt i qualify as really needing it but I really want it There are some folks that could use it more than me so I will sit back and watch the misery flow! Cool of you to do a contest

 

[Stoggy24]

hmmm can i play if you give it to Kevofar and he sends it to me

 

[Kevofar]

Would like to do a give away to someone that really needs it. Employee's of canvape are NOT eligable (Tom and Kevin because you'd probably win) hehe

You suck adam lol

hmmm can i play if you give it to Kevofar and he sends it to me

Sorry stoggy I'm not eligable

 

[martinc]

HEH.

This October it will be my 30th anniversary working at the same job,and I hated my job on day 1.

Send it to me,you have my address.

 

[Kat77]

heh I could write you a book about why my life sucks right now but verifying it is another story. Does me complaining in another thread 2 weeks ago count?

 

[bikerdudejl]

hmmm lets see, im stuck in an office all day answering phones repeating the same dam lines to the customer over and over until i feel like a robot and think im going to need to recharge myself more than my ....ty 650mah ego's. I am constantly being poked fun at because my 17 yr old little brother is having his first born before me and im 22. I cant buy any more ecig stuff because I had to buy a toyota ( only dam company that would give me a loan... I drive a HATCHBACK TOYOTA) because my new truck died on me because my FULL SIZE TRUCK GOT RUINED BY BEING USED AS A TRUCK! yesterday i woke up to take a shower but couldnt because my septic backed into my house, and this is all after I had to take a day off from going to the gym because i was sick all week (i go to the gym as I am recovering from Lyme disease). A Vmax would help because instead of going blue in the face trying to get a decent drag from an ego the drag would actually be there! also when i got into work today and was talking to my boss after being sick the day before, my coworker said "youre sick? you sounded fine going out to the bar last night" and and snickered walking away because he knew he I was in bed all day. I drove all the way to work and realized I left My Coffee on my hood of my car, only to realize when I got to work I forgot my wallet at home and couldnt GET another cup of coffee. and the other day when my buddies saw me for the first time in my car they were like wow is that the girls car? thats pretty cool... i told them it was mine and they all ended up ditching me for the night because they didnt want to be seen in the daddy wagon!!!! ya buddy... i can keep going on... this past week or so has been a DOOZY! and... I just got busted for being on ecf at work because I have nothing to do while im here because my desk phone is broken.... funny thing is my boss was watching the game on his comp when he noticed me on mine! heck if you really wanna send me one, ill even pay the darn shippping! but thats about all i got right now because i dont have my wallet with me, its at home with my glasses and tylenol for the migraine im now getting!

 

[bikerdudejl]

And to top it all off... I just posted in a canada only forum about how ....ty my day was! the heck with it!

 

[fuzzione]

I'll make this brief. The only thing in my life that doesn't suck right now is my wife.

 

[martinc]

I'll make this brief. The only thing in my life that doesn't suck right now is my wife.

rotfl!!!!!!

 

[IT_guy]

My dog ran away on Monday and since I live in Saskatchewan I've been watching him run away ever since

 

[zer0ith]

Well I can't say that my life sucks but definitely some sour notes lately.

Work:
I got told two weeks ago that my position at work will no longer be there by the end of this month. I work for a call center doing Service Level Analysts / Work Force Management. Basically I sit there doing a decent amount of nothing.
Now I have the option of a layoff or going back to Tier 1 tech support for a cable company. It's busy on the phones all the time, huge pressure to perform (average call time needs to be from 6-7 minutes).
With this I also get a cut in hours, and a cut in pay.

Home:
Trying to plan a wedding.
I want a VERY small wedding, she wants at least 100+ people.
Very stressful and making me angry

Also home:
Just got a notice my rent is going up $30 currently 1/2 my monthly income goes to rent.
With my reduction in hours and pay from work that might go up to 2/3.

So yeah hitting a bit of a rough patch in life right now

 

[ChellyNelly]

Well, my boyfriend got put off work by our doctor for his worsening carpal tunnel syndrome (he was working as a dishwasher). The job was terrible anyways because we're both recovering addicts and every single person that worked there was a fiend and one of the cooks was a kingpin of drug sales in this province, there were regular fist fights, powder on the counters on the job, and other crazy crap that went on at this place. He wound up having a small relapse that turned quickly into a large relapse because it was in front of him all the time and the pain in his wrists and hands was becoming too much, so those were the factors leading up to it. When he'd wake up in the morning his hands and wrists would be swollen to the size of something huge and he would have to slowly work out his fingers while writhing in pain to be able to close his fists. So, it was a good thing for him to get put off work by the doctor but the issue is that he has now been looking for a new job for 3 months and EI is going out run out in like 4 weeks. He's had lots of calls and interviews but no job offers. He can't get regular EI benefits because he didn't have enough hours, sickness benefits are only 15 weeks long. I'm in school and have a work placement that I need to finish (that I don't get paid for), so I can't work right now. When he was working he was only getting 25 hours a week, not nearly enough to keep up with the bills, so we've been sliding since September when I went back to school.

I have to finish school what with being only a couple months from graduation but there are days when I think I should just quit so I can work and maybe we can maybe pay the rent this month, and all the other bills. We both do odd jobs when we can but it's not enough to keep up. We've downsized as much as we can. We boil cartomizers (ugh), use batteries we shouldn't be using (poor condition), and add water to juices to make them last longer so that we can keep vaping.

We are basically *this* close to being homeless. As it is, EI only pays $300 every 2 weeks and our rent alone is $600, plus electricity. We have no other income for the last 3 months. Everything keeps piling up. We're both back in the depths of depression. I'm ashamed to even post this.

 

[kurtus]

So today I get a shipment from china that has some cig lighter usb adapters, I go to the truck to try it out and sure enough the 3 I bought wont work. In the mean time I was in my truck which has a broken e brake and while testing the adapters in the lighter socket I bumped the truck into nuetral, forgot about it in the mean time and go back into work. Hour goes by and a customer comes in asking why my truck is sitting in the ditch across the road...........!! That was a moment that I could have really used an analog but luckly I never caved. And it gets better, I start my truck at lunch only to realise that I forgot my ecig inside the building so I shut the truck down put it in gear and got out to get my stuff, go back out and my trucks not there.......you guessed it, rolled again right into the same spot and with some damage this time.......really am I that ......ed!!!!!!! YES. The reason I can't use an ebrake is because my rear drums are siezed so it I pull the cable they stay jammed on so yes I do know what thats for it just wasn't an option.

I have a new born baby at home and a 4 1/2 yo daughter that has a bad case of add, she can't do anything around me cause she can't seem to keep her limbs to hereself, she's done more front flips onto the couch while trying to feed my new born usually ending in her hitting him or me and it's damn frustriating!!! I can't get anything through to her and she agrees with everthing I say but never actually takes it in, I ask her to tell me what I just told her........"can you tell me again daddy" She is lucky she is such a sweet kid really I just don't have much patience in me these days. Time to start looking into that I guess with a doctor.

I have spent hours researching on here for all the goodies needed to get started in this venture, got all the goodies that I needed for my dad, brother and me.......guess who's stuff is breaking down.......me, if it wasn't for the great service at canvape I probably would have just got frustrated and gave up with vaping but Tom hooked a brother up(really was a little issue).

I have a wife.............I could end that there lol(jk) but she is suffering from bad post pardum depression atm need I say more!!

It's a beautiful day and I love my job........................................NOT!!!!!!!!!

Just broke my arm snowboarding and it is not healing very well at all, there goes my holidays cause I need them for recovery time......damn system sucks sometimes

Canada post keeps taking for ever with the vape mail......seriously I'm going to go postal myself soon!
Obviously there are other finacial issues I could bore you with but that is a fine start to whats pissing me off today!

Holy I could do this all day but thanks for the chance!
Kurt

 

[sabre66]

Wifey wont let me buy a fancy red sports car...Works great just got another raise more hours than I can shake a stick at......Never mind my life rocks.............

 

[fuzzione]

I know I've posted once already about all my problems but to add to the misery, I've just discovered the reason my ISP bills are going through the roof

 

[SoUnique]

I'm getting sued. Looks like bankruptcy by the end of the year, oh joy oh bliss

 

[Sec]

I got nothing- just wanted to say that this thread is very original and hilarious! (except for Chellys post- ya poor thing I do feel bad for you guys). Boiling cartos is as bad as smoking butts you find on the ground.

She has my vote (not that it matters).

 

[Sec]

Awwww fork me! I just got a call from the people doing my taxes- looks like i owe the government roughly 4 times the amount I saved in not smoking cigarettes in the last 7 months. How is that for them having the last laugh!!????