We need a Notcigs "No Analogs Since..." Counter!

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What ever you kids come up with I hope it says cigarettes rather than analog. Nobody ever smoked an analog, and what kind of cancer do we get from an analog?? I still wanna find the first guy who started calling cigarettes analogs and ring his neck. Maybe it was phillip morris that started it. Thats right kids we have a special club with our own language. For god sake call it what it is. I quit smoking cigarettes on...............
 

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What ever you kids come up with I hope it says cigarettes rather than analog. Nobody ever smoked an analog, and what kind of cancer do we get from an analog?? I still wanna find the first guy who started calling cigarettes analogs and ring his neck. Maybe it was phillip morris that started it. Thats right kids we have a special club with our own language. For god sake call it what it is. I quit smoking cigarettes on...............

I'm with you Driver. I went through this Wikipedia definitions and I can't find one reason why they're called analogs. I call them Butts.

Analog
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In technology

Analog (program), a computer program that analyzes log files from web servers
Analog devices, a semiconductor company
Analog signal, a variable signal that is continuous in time and amplitude, as opposed to a digital or discrete signal:
Analog clock, a clock or watch that represents time by position on a dial
Analog computer, a computer based on continuous electrical or mechanical phenomena
Analog circuits, circuits which use analog signals
Analog photography, photography in which the image is recorded as an analog (as on film)
Analog recording, audio or video information recorded as an analog signal
Analog television, television picture and sound information encoded and transmitted as an analog signal
Analog verification, the act of verifying that an analog circuit will function as expected.
Analog video
[edit]In science

Analogical models, mathematical models applied in the analysis of dynamical systems
Analogy (biology), biological structures which perform similar functions by similar mechanisms but evolved separately
Functional analog, a chemical compound with similar properties
No-analog (ecology), in paleoecology and ecological forecasting, a description of climactic conditions or biological communities with no current counterparts
Structural analog, a chemical compound with a slightly altered chemical structure
Substrate analog, a chemical compound that resembles the substrate in an enzymatic reaction
Transition state analog, a chemical compound that resembles the transition state of a substrate in an enzymatic reaction

If anything with the circuitry e cigs should have been called analogs.
They should call them biologicals or like me, Butts.
 
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Driver

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Ya i like the one you did for Bovina 5C ( classy ) . I think what I was saying earlier is that cigarettes are the worst thing I HAD in my life, I don't want to make em sound cute or simple, cancer is cancer and cigarettes are cigarettes. I'm not big on using PC lingo, I'll leave that to the advertisers. I knew exactly what I was doing every time I lite up.
 

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Hey 5C, your bear is gone! Did Grumpy Pup eat him after he kicked his ....? Sorry, that was completely off topic...but nothing new for me :)

You need to shorten that Infinity. It's too long. Here
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