Yes folks, it's true - but not mine. We're hosting a wedding at White Pine this weekend and let me tell you how thrilled I am about it -.-
I've got new coils and fully loaded bottles in 2 REOs...Wakonda in one, BP in the other. I mean business folks. Weddings are my least favorite thing about this job. Why Sloth why? It's a happy occassion. YES but no Sloth says, not for the innkeeper. They're a PITA and a liability concern - loud drunks screaming into the wee hours at a place usually so quiet you can't walk outside a cabin without feeling like you'll wake the people 4 cabins down. Sloth has to stay awake until they all go to bed in case they get rowdy, try to take out a boat past dark, etc - in the past he almost had to call the state police because of rowdy drunks.
So this time folks he is ready to roll - office fogged out smelling of NT, SMV playing on the computer, just rockin' out like a sloth does when he ain't playin around. Has to be up early despite going to bed incredibly late and do it all over again MORESO tomorrow night. That means Wakonda stays but BP goes to Virus, 18mg baby. That's right - AIN'T PLAYIN' AROUND.
Expect sleep deprived and nic-coma-induced poor grammar etc for the next 2 days from Sloth, and for god's sake, don't have your wedding at WPC unless instead of alcohol you just vape
I've got new coils and fully loaded bottles in 2 REOs...Wakonda in one, BP in the other. I mean business folks. Weddings are my least favorite thing about this job. Why Sloth why? It's a happy occassion. YES but no Sloth says, not for the innkeeper. They're a PITA and a liability concern - loud drunks screaming into the wee hours at a place usually so quiet you can't walk outside a cabin without feeling like you'll wake the people 4 cabins down. Sloth has to stay awake until they all go to bed in case they get rowdy, try to take out a boat past dark, etc - in the past he almost had to call the state police because of rowdy drunks.
So this time folks he is ready to roll - office fogged out smelling of NT, SMV playing on the computer, just rockin' out like a sloth does when he ain't playin around. Has to be up early despite going to bed incredibly late and do it all over again MORESO tomorrow night. That means Wakonda stays but BP goes to Virus, 18mg baby. That's right - AIN'T PLAYIN' AROUND.
Expect sleep deprived and nic-coma-induced poor grammar etc for the next 2 days from Sloth, and for god's sake, don't have your wedding at WPC unless instead of alcohol you just vape
