For those with a little more time to spare, you'll have the option of a week long cruise on my yacht out to my island. Others will be picked up by my driver and taken to my private jet for the most luxurious flight experience known to mankind. If you're the adventurous type, you have the option of parachuting out of the plane instead of waiting for it to land, and let me tell you, as you float down to your destination you will never have a more stunning view of the sunset (or sunrise if you prefer, the parachuter may choose either option). We won't bother creating a menu in advance, as all of your favorite foods and drink (and the ingredients necessary to prepare them) have been gathered prior to the party and are already waiting to be prepared by one of my chefs whenever you feel the slightest bit of thirst or hunger, and don't worry, the full kitchen onboard both the yacht and the plane will ensure you won't have to wait for whatever food or drink your heart desires. I believe it goes without saying that all of your favorite e-juices, batteries, and accessories will be available to you all at any time, and in unlimited quantities. Once on the island my staff will shuttle you to any of the facilities you'd like to visit, whether you need a massage, a meal, a drink, or anything else, all requests will be accomodated. We have professionals on staff to take care of all of these needs and more.
I have personally made arrangements to have John Bonham and John Lennon ressurected so that the original Led Zeppelin and Beatles lineups will be available for the evening's "battle of the bands". Jimi will, of course, will also be resurrected along with Marvin and the King himself. I could go on forever listing all of the event's participants, however, since you all submitted requests for the "battle", you already know the rest of the lineup. I'm happy to say that no artist request went unfulfilled!
For anyone needing a little quiet time during the evening, this won't be a problem. I understand the need for some downtime. Just hop on the monorail and you'll be whisked away to any part of the island you desire (might I suggest the volcano's edge, it is truly a beautiful site at dusk, highly recommended if you've never had the experience) and although I don't personally recommend missing any of the artist's performances, if you do, they have all agreed to perform any requests you may have to you, personally, at any time after the "battle".
Please know that you are all welcome to stay on the island for as long as you'd like. No need to worry about how much vacation time you have left at work, as we will keep everything you desire on hand indefinitely to ensure happy, healthy times for all.
Now...if you would...please stand, raise your glass, take a puff (no primer puff required) and join me , Jimi, Marvin, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, the King, Led Zeppelin, and many, many more, in a rousing version of "for he's a jolly good fellow" for the the event's guests of honor - the V4L team!
(the crowd goes wild, and LED's light up the sky)
