Western - Chinese Relations ?

[Logan4_uk]

For those people wishing to trade directly with China, i thought it would be a good idea to perhaps start trying to learn the dialect,,,,and thought everyone might need cheering up around here considering....

Lesson 1 - The Basics

• Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

• Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

• Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

• I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

• Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

• An unauthorized execution
Lin Ching

• I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

• He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

• I think you need a facelift
Chin Tu Fat

Remember to practice every day and try it out on your family and friends !

 

[surbitonPete]

Lol....hopefully they understand our sense of humour.

 

[jim420]

You are almost as much of a smart-... as I am, Logan. This was pretty good.

 

[Antig]

i'm going to try that with ruyandirect customer service

 

[lowdown70]

I remember this on ebaumsworld back in the day.