I have a million of them. Off the top of my head...
"If you are young and not liberal, then you have no heart; but if you are old and not conservative then you have no brain." ~Winston Churchill
"Each should practise his own religion sincerely. A Christian should be a good Christian. A Hindu should be a good Hindu. A Muslim should be a good Muslim. Let each one be a true practitioner of his religion." ~Sathya Sai Baba - (also attributed to Mother Theresa)
"That's the thing about faith. If you don't have it, you can't understand it. And if you do, no explanation is necessary." ~ Major Kira Nerys (from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" ~ Douglas Adams
"Take what you want. And pay for it" ~ Robert Jordan
And pretty much the whole movie Fight Club.
"Wait! I can explain." Dr. Frank N Furter Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Oh, honey, we both know that thing's not loaded." ~ my late husband
(just kidding on that last one)
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