There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself. -Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -Mark Twain
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it. -Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. -Mark Twain
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. -Mark Twain
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death. -Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself. -Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -Mark Twain
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it. -Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. -Mark Twain
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. -Mark Twain
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death. -Mark Twain
