What happens after you quit smoking.
WITHIN 8 HOURS:
Carbon Monoxide level in blood drops to normal. Oxygen level in blood increases to normal.
This is supposed to be good? The sudden drop in carbon monoxide is certainly not something you want to happen. Good God Man, dont they realize we are ALL carbon based life forms! Mix in the fact that your oxygen level in your blood has increased and you have a very dangerous situation on your hands. Irritation levels begin climbing; the drive home after work is even more unbearable than usual. Where did all these extra a**holes come from?
WITHIN 24 HOURS:
Chance of heart attack decreases.
I dont think so! The drive back to work in the morning is even MORE irritating. I'm so angry my heart is beating like an AC/DC drum solo. Get out my way! Where the &$(# did you learn to drive?! Damnit, I need a smoke!!
WITHIN 48 HOURS:
Nerve endings start re-growing.
Nerve endings? I DONT THINK SO! Ive got no freaking nerves left!
Ability to smell and taste is enhanced.
Wonderful, just wonderful. Now I truly know how bad our house smells of cat ****. My wifes food tastes worse than ever. Great, just great! Really glad I stopped smoking now.
WITHIN 2 WEEKS:
Walking becomes easier. Lung function increases.
Good. Now I can ****ING RUN to the nearest store and get a carton of smokes. Good God Man, what was I thinking !!??
WITHIN 2 WEEKS, 5 MINUTES:
Ahhh, good to have a smoke again
WITHIN 8 HOURS:
Carbon Monoxide level in blood drops to normal. Oxygen level in blood increases to normal.
This is supposed to be good? The sudden drop in carbon monoxide is certainly not something you want to happen. Good God Man, dont they realize we are ALL carbon based life forms! Mix in the fact that your oxygen level in your blood has increased and you have a very dangerous situation on your hands. Irritation levels begin climbing; the drive home after work is even more unbearable than usual. Where did all these extra a**holes come from?
WITHIN 24 HOURS:
Chance of heart attack decreases.
I dont think so! The drive back to work in the morning is even MORE irritating. I'm so angry my heart is beating like an AC/DC drum solo. Get out my way! Where the &$(# did you learn to drive?! Damnit, I need a smoke!!
WITHIN 48 HOURS:
Nerve endings start re-growing.
Nerve endings? I DONT THINK SO! Ive got no freaking nerves left!
Ability to smell and taste is enhanced.
Wonderful, just wonderful. Now I truly know how bad our house smells of cat ****. My wifes food tastes worse than ever. Great, just great! Really glad I stopped smoking now.
WITHIN 2 WEEKS:
Walking becomes easier. Lung function increases.
Good. Now I can ****ING RUN to the nearest store and get a carton of smokes. Good God Man, what was I thinking !!??
WITHIN 2 WEEKS, 5 MINUTES:
Ahhh, good to have a smoke again