What is wrong with this?

[Darrigaaz]

I'm so mad right now!

I ordered a 5ml bottle of juice, and had to PAY SHIPPING! Ended up paying almost $10!

On top of all that, even though I was kind enough to make this order, all they send me was an Ultimate Ultimatum kit for my freebie? I DIDN'T GET TO PICK THE COLOR OF MY BATTERY!!! Can you believe the nerve?














DISLAIMER: For all those who are ready to jump on the bandwagon, this is a joke, and should be taken as such. I did not place this order, and the entire story has been a fabrication from my imagination.

 

[Trish342]

Thats all I have to say to you.

 

[Gribeau]

I know, right? I bought a pack of empty cartos and the only extra I got was a stupid one week cruise. How am I supposed to use that without plane tickets to get to the farkin port?

What a ripoff. Bad seller, would not buy from again. FFFFF-------

 

[Darrigaaz]

OMG! I bet you got some stupid destination like Bahamas when you've already been there, TWICE! They should have at least checked your blog on MySpace and known that you wanted to go to Hawaii this time!

 

[CAarnold40]

You guys are extremely ungrateful!!!

For my freebie, all I got was this stupid mail-order Russian bride...

 

[keyzygirl]

I got Aubergines PONY and I hate it!!

 

[kyfatherof1]

ya'll are too funny!!!!

 

[Gribeau]

OMG! I bet you got some stupid destination like Bahamas when you've already been there, TWICE! They should have at least checked your blog on MySpace and known that you wanted to go to Hawaii this time!

You guessed it in one, dude. It's scary how psychic you are. I'm utterly flabbergasted at the poor customer service and complete lack of attention to detail exhibited by these amateurs.

Oh, and get this, they didn't even include an in-cabin servant. Talk about cheap. I'm apparently supposed to dress myself without a peon to assist me. Like I even know what bag my manservant packed my underwear in. Unbelievable.

 

[Darrigaaz]

I'm still waiting on them to ship me my freebie underwear! This thread that I made to make myself feel better by telling everybody how crappy my experience was is not working! I'm feeling worse because you at least got the underwear AND I DIDN'T!!!!1!!!!one!!!

 

[jdvorr]

I'm still waiting on them to ship me my freebie underwear! This thread that I made to make myself feel better by telling everybody how crappy my experience was is not working! I'm feeling worse because you at least got the underwear AND I DIDN'T!!!!1!!!!one!!!

I got silly putty!

 

[Adrenalynn]

Oh, and get this, they didn't even include an in-cabin servant.

Who's gonna hold your hat all night?!?!

 

[Adrenalynn]

I got silly putty!

I think someone's been vaping too much Silly Putty around here...

 

[lizziebith]

I got silly putty!

Evidence of favoritism!!!1!!

 

[Darrigaaz]

I think someone's been vaping too much Silly Putty around here...

We can do that?~?

 

[jdvorr]

We can do that?~?

Only only on the 2nd Thursday of months starting with "A", if you live in a state that starts with "M". Unless, as we all know, you have had llama DNA combined with your own. Don't even get me started on THAT subject!

 

[jeffree]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

[keyzygirl]

What do ponys eat?Crackerjax?

 

[Darrigaaz]

Ponies eat Bacon Explosion.

YouTube - Bacon explosion: where's the beef?

 

[mini_art]

OH man now I want the bacon explosion!!

 

[Gribeau]

Who's gonna hold your hat all night?!?!

Well, since you bring it up, are you looking for a job? I've got a few other positions for you if you get tired of being a hat holder. All travel expenses paid. ;-)