What is wrong with this?

[uzzaperez]

You've got to be kidding. Freakin' lotto winner here. Any tips on number picks for my next lotto ticket?

I've been using 4 8 15 16 23 42, but haven't won yet.

 

[jdvorr]

Ponies eat Bacon Explosion.

YouTube - Bacon explosion: where's the beef?

If I don't get a bacon explosion soon... Uh I don't know. But
I better get one soon!

 

[keyzygirl]

Ask Steve!

 

[maxx]

I watched the bacon video. I could actually hear my left ventricle slamming shut from just watching....

 

[sawlight]

And they lock MY threads?

 

[Darrigaaz]

Well to be fair, they lock your threads just because it's you Saw.

I'm the innocent one nobody ever takes notice to, so my thread will last much longer.

 

[jdvorr]

I think the bacon explosion could be made with silly putty!

 

[Darrigaaz]

Which brings up the question: If you don't pay a callgirl, can you only be charged with shoplifting?

 

[jdvorr]

was the shoplifting consensual?

 

[Adrenalynn]

Which brings up the question: If you don't pay a callgirl, can you only be charged with shoplifting?

Depends how often you're doing it. Could be felony grand theft and intent to defraud...

IBL!

 

[Darrigaaz]

Depends how often you're doing it. Could be felony grand theft and intent to defraud...

IBL!

Grand theft only applies if done at the same store/girl... If by switching stores/girls, it's just be multiple counts of shoplifting, right?

Now the one that'll really get you questioning.... If it was your own sister/brother, would it be embezzlement?

 

[MacArthurBug]

defraud is fine, it's the refrauding I'm worried about

 

[jdvorr]

You guys are extremely ungrateful!!!

For my freebie, all I got was this stupid mail-order Russian bride...

hey, give her a break! Not speaking English, does NOT make her stupid!

 

[keyzygirl]

Bacon?Really?

 

[Gribeau]

No, I believe that grand theft is strictly tied to the value of the goods stolen. It varies by local laws, the requirement could be as low as $100. You should check with the court before attempting a bump n run.

 

[Belletrist]

I haven't ordered anything this week and they haven't sent me a thing! The nerve.

 

[sawlight]

You should sue Belle!

 

[terrie1]

I only ordered ONE usb charger, NOT TWO darnit!

 

[Adrenalynn]

>>You should sue Belle!
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Don't sue Belle! It's not her fault!

Grand theft only applies if done at the same store/girl... If by switching stores/girls, it's just be multiple counts of shoplifting, right?

Any three misdemeanors is a felony.

And I know the more I miss, da' meaner I get.

 

[CartHeadMod]

I got Aubergines PONY and I hate it!!

that brings up sad memories....my pony ate all my cartos and died from nicotine poisoning during shipping.....I really miss those cartos......