How to cook a turkey
Go
buy yourself a turkey
Take a drink of shine
Put turkey in the oven
Take another 2 drinks of shine
Set the degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more shines of drink
Turk the bastey
shine another bottle of get
Ponder the meat thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of shine
Bake the shine for 4 hours
Take the oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another shottle of bine
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Bless the dinner and pass out