I woke up this morning, past the estimated time of our demise, surprised that I was still alive. So I went through my usual morning routine and when I opened the blinds I saw white flakes falling from the sky. OH MY, IT'S NUCLEAR FALLOUT...ROSIE O'DONNELL DID IMPLODE!! I thought as I raced to my PC to see where and when this event had taken place. I didn't see any news of a nuclear holocaust and thought to myself, well...maybe the government isn't letting the media broadcast the event in order to prevent panic and chaos. So I decided, well, since this is the end it's time to go outside and embrace the horror. I was taken aback at first. It was really cold outside. I thought nuclear winter would be a bit more warmer. Then I reached out to touch the material that would soon take my life and the others around me. I let the material fall into my hand and it quickly melted. Hmmmmm. I tasted it with my tongue and strangely enough, it tasted like water. Totally confused I ran back to my PC and looked again for news of our imminent demise. Nothing on the national websites, so I checked the local news...."Snow expected most of the day"


Mayans!!! You mean I went out and maxed out all my credit cards and now I'm going to have to pay them off and make the obligatory visit with my in-laws for X-Mas??? D

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Oh well, at least all my juice won't go to waste now...time to hit up Vapedudes and place that big order for the new year!!! Time to fill up my clearo with some vanilla caramel malt and go about getting ready for the holidays


However, the day's not over yet, so keep your eyes peeled. The Mayan clock wasn't on daylight savings time and didn't have a leap year.


