What will you be vaping when the world ends tomorrow?

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synthsiggy

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Disclaimer--Please Read First Before Posting!
This is meant as a joke and to be humorous! I don't not actually believe the world will end tomorrow!!!
However if it does...
;)
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Well tomorrow is the day that the Mayans have predicted that our world as we know it will come to an end. As the Earth becomes a massive fireball
:evil: and is incinerated to dust that will forever float among whatever is left of our galaxy, I pose this question to the ECF community...

What will you be vaping as the face of the earth is blown off the face of the earth? Or however the world ends: giant tsunamis, massive electrical storms, Rosie O'Donell imploding and creating a chain reaction of nuclear holocaust....
:blink:

By the way, does anyone have a time on this event?
I have a hair appointment @ 2pm. I wanna look spiffy when this happens
:unsure:


You wanna know why i know it aint gonna end..............Cos we're in the matrix, so it's already ended.
 

DoctorJ

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I woke up this morning, past the estimated time of our demise, surprised that I was still alive. So I went through my usual morning routine and when I opened the blinds I saw white flakes falling from the sky. OH MY, IT'S NUCLEAR FALLOUT...ROSIE O'DONNELL DID IMPLODE!! I thought as I raced to my PC to see where and when this event had taken place. I didn't see any news of a nuclear holocaust and thought to myself, well...maybe the government isn't letting the media broadcast the event in order to prevent panic and chaos. So I decided, well, since this is the end it's time to go outside and embrace the horror. I was taken aback at first. It was really cold outside. I thought nuclear winter would be a bit more warmer. Then I reached out to touch the material that would soon take my life and the others around me. I let the material fall into my hand and it quickly melted. Hmmmmm. I tasted it with my tongue and strangely enough, it tasted like water. Totally confused I ran back to my PC and looked again for news of our imminent demise. Nothing on the national websites, so I checked the local news...."Snow expected most of the day" :censored::censored: Mayans!!! You mean I went out and maxed out all my credit cards and now I'm going to have to pay them off and make the obligatory visit with my in-laws for X-Mas??? D:censored:t !!!

Oh well, at least all my juice won't go to waste now...time to hit up Vapedudes and place that big order for the new year!!! Time to fill up my clearo with some vanilla caramel malt and go about getting ready for the holidays :vapor::vapor::vapor:

However, the day's not over yet, so keep your eyes peeled. The Mayan clock wasn't on daylight savings time and didn't have a leap year.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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