Where's j0ker?????

[zelda]

Don't worry Richard. We have a plan.

 

[suddenly]

Oh Zelda, you must be just a young pretty young thing, not an old lady like me. Well amost a lady lol

 

[JerryRM]

Cold in NY. Someone is snooping around here

It's a bit cold here too, must be that front that passed though yesterday. Someone is snooping around ??? That's not too good, make sure your doors and windows are locked.

My next door neighbor moved here from California and thought he'd like the weather changing at first. He's not so happy now after some unpleasant experiences with it.

Our weather takes some getting used to. An old friend of mine did the opposite, he moved from Mass to California. He was stationed at Camp Pendlelton, when he was in the Marines, so after his family grew up, he and his wife moved to Southern California. He loves the weather out there. He told me that there are a lot of North Eastern U.S. and Canadian transplants out there.

 

[dhowardpeters]

Uma Thurman is too skinny, she needs more curves.

GOD BLESS JERRY

 

[skydragon]

The weather was good today in Mass. No rain like Sunday!

Well skydragon now you have to use your feminine wiles to get Jiff back here and no monkey business either. Good luck!

I think we are in trouble Zelda if I have to use my "feminine wiles"

 

[zelda]

Once upon at a time I was young and pretty but let's not think about that now.

 

[zelda]

Like Jerry said sky Jiff is young and roaring to go. You'll think of something.

After all I'm going to have to make promises of wild sex to get Liscab to agree to be the gobetween.

 

[suddenly]

Gee Jerry I thought someone stuck you to the NY thread and wouldn't let you go?

 

[5cardstud]

Once upon at a time I was young and pretty but let's not think about that now.

Your as old as you feel. Just watch Jerry, he'll try to do the feeling

 

[suddenly]

Wild Sex, Oh My this is going past PG real quick

 

[Elendil]

I hear that Jerry's social security number is 4

 

[JerryRM]

Gee Jerry I thought someone stuck you to the NY thread and wouldn't let you go?

Naw, suddenlyno, they won't let me near the NY thread, I'm a Boston Red Sox and New England Patriot fan !!

 

[Elendil]

Jerry was with his wife in the bedroom


Never mind, this can go nowhere good. I may end up banning myself..........

 

[JerryRM]

Yeah Elendil, don't do anything that will force you to ban yourself, we need you here, to keep this thread from going X rated.

 

[suddenly]

Hey 5card. How do you like the Buzz. I been eyeing that one myself

 

[jj2]

The rain missed us here, but the weather changed from warm and humid to cool and dry, in the early evening. You know what they say about New England weather. "If you don't like it, wait a minute, it will change".

I thought Illinois was the only state that started out hot enough to run the AC during the day and have snow flying at night.

It does make life interesting.

 

[5cardstud]

The official self banner.

 

[5cardstud]

Hey 5card. How do you like the Buzz. I been eyeing that one myself

I love it. You can vape anything on it.

 

[skydragon]

Yeah sky, jiff is young and full of testosterone. Just give him a wink and he will follow you anywhere. Lead him into our trap !!!!

Trap, there's a trap? Maybe a steak would work better.

 

[zelda]

Watch out 5cards the kidnappers wanted a Buzz for the ransom. We convinced them to take Jiff instead - don't give them any ideas.