Where's j0ker?????
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Morning all.
Apparently, after Ralph finished servicing his client, my saying that I said I am a delicate flower who has never read a single post in the J0ker thread for fear of being offended was ambiguous. I guess I should have added that such talk gives me the vapors and I have to sit in the shade with a bottle of smelling salts in case I swoon.
If I get offended, I won't show up for a while. (And, if I could cope with the cookie requests taking over every thread in the Chuck forum, I can cope with anything here.)
Apparently, after Ralph finished servicing his client, my saying that I said I am a delicate flower who has never read a single post in the J0ker thread for fear of being offended was ambiguous. I guess I should have added that such talk gives me the vapors and I have to sit in the shade with a bottle of smelling salts in case I swoon.
If I get offended, I won't show up for a while. (And, if I could cope with the cookie requests taking over every thread in the Chuck forum, I can cope with anything here.)
Happy Monday everyone. Snow coming tomorrow night and Wednesday 6-12 inches,
So time for a summertime song.
The tax man's taken all my dough
And left me in my stately home
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
And I can't sail my yacht
He's taken everythin' I've got
All I've got's this sunny afternoon
Save me, save me
Save me from this squeeze
I've got a big fat momma tryin' to break me
And I love to live so pleasantly
Live this life of luxury
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
In the summertime, in the summertime
In the summertime
My girlfriend's gone off with my car
And gone back to her ma and pa
Telling tales of drunkenness
and cruelty
Now I'm sitting here
Sipping at my ice cold beer
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
Help me, help me, help me sail away
Well, give me two good reasons
Why I ought to stay
So time for a summertime song.
The tax man's taken all my dough
And left me in my stately home
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
And I can't sail my yacht
He's taken everythin' I've got
All I've got's this sunny afternoon
Save me, save me
Save me from this squeeze
I've got a big fat momma tryin' to break me
And I love to live so pleasantly
Live this life of luxury
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
In the summertime, in the summertime
In the summertime
My girlfriend's gone off with my car
And gone back to her ma and pa
Telling tales of drunkenness
Now I'm sitting here
Sipping at my ice cold beer
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
Help me, help me, help me sail away
Well, give me two good reasons
Why I ought to stay
Morning all.
Apparently, after Ralph finished servicing his client, my saying that I said I am a delicate flower who has never read a single post in the J0ker thread for fear of being offended was ambiguous. I guess I should have added that such talk gives me the vapors and I have to sit in the shade with a bottle of smelling salts in case I swoon.
If I get offended, I won't show up for a while. (And, if I could cope with the cookie requests taking over every thread in the Chuck forum, I can cope with anything here.)
We are probably the only delicate flowers here Poeia.
fat chance, zelda, lolol!
fortified with an excellent morning post i'm off to town
btw be prepared to fly to texas i offered you up in a swap with br j/k
fortified with an excellent morning post i'm off to town
btw be prepared to fly to texas i offered you up in a swap with br j/k
We are probably the only delicate flowers here Poeia.
Z.....Thanks for the morning pick me up
Off here and back to now.....but it's hard just so don't want to work
Later
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Hey!!! LOL you know I'd do anything in the quest for a perfect cartomizer!!!
atta girl, i knew i could count on you!!!
Delicate flowers ??? I bet you gals are pretty good at kicking azz.
Good morning, j0kers, snails and lurkers.
Good morning, j0kers, snails and lurkers.
Well keep those smelling salts close by then.
Interesting story about all the cookie talk in the Chuck threads. Of course you are referencing Mastiff Mike's (MM) posts. For the benefit of those here that don't know. Apparently management had an issue with all of his talk of breasts. All references to that part of the female anatomy were changed to cookies instead. It was a massive edit on MM's part, and happened in a matter of hours. Now you know. I sure miss that guy, he was a lot of fun.
Thanks Z. Always a refreshing way to start to the day!
Delicate flowers ??? I bet you gals are pretty good at kicking azz.
Good morning, j0kers, snails and lurkers.
Are you curious enough to find out firsthand ?
Morning Ralph.
I didn't think it was management. I and a few others complained to him -- not about the subject matter -- but that it was taking over every post in the forum. Saturday and maybe one other thread, fine. So we started getting references to cookies. (But not in every post. That way it remains fun and flirting.)
And I still miss Mike and I want him to come back.
At one job, I asked a male friend in the office if there was something wrong with the boss because he groped himself every time he stood up. Friend said "sometimes you gotta check your package." I said "if you have to adjust yourself every single time you stand up, you're wearing the wrong underwear." My friend apparently relayed it to the boss because it stopped. (Good thing, too. He probably did it in front of clients as well before he was told.)
And I still miss Mike and I want him to come back.
At one job, I asked a male friend in the office if there was something wrong with the boss because he groped himself every time he stood up. Friend said "sometimes you gotta check your package." I said "if you have to adjust yourself every single time you stand up, you're wearing the wrong underwear." My friend apparently relayed it to the boss because it stopped. (Good thing, too. He probably did it in front of clients as well before he was told.)
It did get way out of hand with the cookies. The cookie talk spread like a bad rash. I think he left because they outlawed the animated avi's or something silly like that. I know he was not Moved On. I haven't checked, maybe he hangs out in that other forum that will remain nameless and unmentioned here.
The subconscious package check... Not good. Maybe he started using some duct tape to keep things in place.
Ouch.
The subconscious package check... Not good. Maybe he started using some duct tape to keep things in place.
Ouch.
i am only posting ,cause all you peeps are so dang lovable+entertaining bye/bye
but i will definately lurk? lol
bye/byebut i will definately lurk? lol
So afternoon all!!!!
Just getting back home.
Been to the pool. Class started this morning and the instructor must have hit the repeat button on the radio. So until someone came in and fixed it we were listening to the same song over and over again.
I'm thinking of Z and all you jOkers and smiling---even giggled.
Breakfast (brunch) was a couple COOKIES when I got back and now I'm off and running again.
Have a great day!!!
Just getting back home.
Been to the pool. Class started this morning and the instructor must have hit the repeat button on the radio. So until someone came in and fixed it we were listening to the same song over and over again.
I'm thinking of Z and all you jOkers and smiling---even giggled.
Breakfast (brunch) was a couple COOKIES when I got back and now I'm off and running again.
Have a great day!!!
It did get way out of hand with the cookies. The cookie talk spread like a bad rash. I think he left because they outlawed the animated avi's or something silly like that. I know he was not Moved On. I haven't checked, maybe he hangs out in that other forum that will remain nameless and unmentioned here.
The subconscious package check... Not good. Maybe he started using some duct tape to keep things in place.
nope, it was the animated signature - but there was also the hacking by mm of angus' avatar and vice versa. mm is surely missed though. i had hoped he might get active again but so far no luck, lol
gotta put the groceries up. bbl
but it wasn't MM signature that was the problem at the time. It was all the blinky flashy signatures to point attention to the e-cig petition.
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