Where's j0ker?????

[zelda]

I got to re-reading this thread thanks to an anonymous tip that SOME PEOPLE are thinking of ransoming ME to get j0ker back.

Well I'll have none of that! I'll take on the lot of ya! You'll never take me alive, not while I have my sword collection in my room! I have enough of an arsenal to arm over a dozen people! I'll hire mercenaries and lead them myself to take you all out!

YOU WON'T TAKE ME JERRY! I'LL NEVER GO TO THE PRETTY IN PINK HEADQUARTERS!

Well it was Jerry who offered you in exchange but in all fairness the kidnappers wanted a Buzz and dropped that demand when you were mentioned.
Try to think of it as a compliment (I think). Just to be on the safe side I'd doublecheck you haven't left a home address anywhere on the forum. Never know when you might get an unexpected visit from the ECF staff.
I did see this up on their office wall when I snuck in last night. There may be worse pictures I din't get to look around for long.

 

[JerryRM]

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[jiff]

Well it was Jerry who offered you in exchange but in all fairness the kidnappers wanted a Buzz and dropped that demand when you were mentioned.
Try to think of it as a compliment (I think). Just to be on the safe side I'd doublecheck you haven't left a home address anywhere on the forum. Never know when you might get an unexpected visit from the ECF staff.
I did see this up on their office wall when I snuck in last night. There may be worse pictures I din't get to look around for long.

I'm not about to be part of Angus' or Elendil's experimentations!

If the Pretty In Pink staff wants me so bad, they'll have to cross the moat I'm digging and filling with the rare Maine Crocodillo (half crocodile half armidillo).

And if they get past those beasts, they have me and a dozen others waiting for them!

 

[jiff]

OH and JERRY! You have a target on your head now for offering me for j0ker! I'm worth more than him any day! That's a bad trade a VERY BAD TRADE!

At least ask for j0ker plus another mod!

 

[JerryRM]

Jiff, when are you going to return suddenlyno's clothes ? She's been complaining that she is cold !!!

j0ker has contests, jiff, you will need to do the same to be as valuable as him. It would be nice to add some swords to my meager collection. I only have a British WWI bayonet and a U.S. Sgt. Major's sword, circa 1862.

 

[zelda]

Hey Jiff I told Jerry not to trade you. He just laughed.

 

[JerryRM]

Happy birthday, j0ker !!! Here is your present !!!

 

[jiff]

Zelda you're safe.

Jerry, I'm keeping those clothes because I like to look at myself in the mirror in them. It makes me feel pretty.

It would take A LOT for me to offer up any of my swords for a contest prize... Most of them are sharpened display only swords, but a couple of them are hand made and worth quite a bit.

 

[JerryRM]

Hey Jiff I told Jerry not to trade you. He just laughed.

Yeah right zelda !!! Don't let them fool ya Jiff, everyone thought it was a great idea to trade you for j0ker !!!!

 

[zelda]

It would take A LOT for me to offer up any of my swords for a contest prize... Most of them are sharpened display only swords, but a couple of them are hand made and worth quite a bit.

Keep the swords. You may need to protect your honor.
Makes me suspicious Jerry wants to leave you unarmed.

 

[jiff]

I'm only after YOU as the mastermind, not the pawns you swindled into following you. I can't blame the ladies of ECF for their poor judgement of character.

 

[zelda]

I'm afraid Jerry just wanted them to take off their clothes.

He could have cared less about poor J0ker.

 

[JerryRM]

Mind control is a very good thing to have !!!

Repeat after me: JERRY IS A GREAT GUY...JERRY IS A GREAT GUY...JERRY IS A GREAT GUY...

 

[jiff]

I am now accepting any and all who wish to join CAJ (Coalition Against JerrRM).

All who are against the blasphemous idealisms he spreads with a candy-coated forked tongue should feel free to join in war against him.

 

[zelda]

 

[jiff]

I'll assume that means you are siding up with me zelda! A wise decision! That can be our flag.

Jerry, the tables are turning. First, we will eliminate you as a threat, then we shall mass an assault on the Pretty In Pink headquarters to take j0ker back by force!

I have long suspected you as being in league with Angus, Elendil, and the other PIP cronies. SOME FRIEND TO j0ker YOU ARE! TRAITOR!

 

[JerryRM]

Zelda !!!! You traitor !!!!!

 

[jiff]

The only traitor here is you! Zelda is the first of many to open their eyes and see you for what you are! Just another PIP spy! You wanted to hand me over to have me out of the way so j0ker would never get released from the bowels of PIP headquarters!

 

[zelda]

Zelda !!!! You traitor !!!!!

Sorry Jerry but I don't want to wind up as one of your mindless followers running around freezing because I foolishly threw my clothes off and trashed my reputation all supposedly to save J0ker.

Like suddenlyno and notsoogood and who knows who else

 

[WhatAClumsyGirl]

< tiptoes into room....hiding eyes, peeking carefully>

Hey Guys...please post your Happy birthday wishes to our Joker here :

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/general-e-smoking-discussion/98191-happy-birthday-joker.html

< backs away slowly, quietly....closes door >