Totally understand.
I did have to use the short link in everything and that included the banner.
I did have to use the short link in everything and that included the banner.
Where's j0ker?????
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I'm mostly on the All About now. I feel like I'm really doing some good over there, here I'm just one of the ants.
Okay now that is weird. Your avi is back in your last post but Uncle Sam in the your post above it!!!
They have now but it was totally weird seeing it!!!
I did a double take just to make sure no one stole your Uncle Sam.
I did a double take just to make sure no one stole your Uncle Sam.
I'll save my recruiting poster for if I ever decide to spend more time here.
Hi everyone. Sorry I have been MIA. Last week at work was pretty hectic and I am not even caught up yet and have some new stuff to do also. Had dinner at B's aunt's tonight so didn't get home til late. I'm beat now. I miss you all! I'll be in and out just trying to keep caught up on posts in 2 threads. Will post as time allows. Love ya'll! 
the j0kerz will always be alive and well in the hearts of many!
here's proof,
This 1 is for Z..
SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Marion ... Marion."
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No ...... I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan.
You should see our mum!
here's proof,
This 1 is for Z..
SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Marion ... Marion."
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No ...... I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan.
You should see our mum!
Good morning...Happy Sunday Y'all.
Vapo
Love the balloon festival cam Ralph.
Hi Nora, Fudgey, Kent, Zelda, Jerry and Jan.
VapoLove the balloon festival cam Ralph.
Hi Nora, Fudgey, Kent, Zelda, Jerry and Jan.
Good morning!!!
And good joke Vap.
Although I was sort of disappointed that there was not even one Like to forewarn me of you visit.
And good joke Vap.
Although I was sort of disappointed that there was not even one Like to forewarn me of you visit.
Like my new bike??
Good morning everyone.
I'm truly sorry for not being around more. RW is taking up some of my forum time.
What a nerve!!!
Umm Jerry if you do go recruiting could I give you some specs for the type of
all I need is a vacation, that unknown person named RW is hitting me too, could it be a virus ?
This is an old songpost. Hopefully I'll be able to do some new ones in a while.
Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods ?
Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds ?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed ?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero, I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life
Somewhere after midnight, in my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman
to sweep me off my feet
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear there is someone somewhere, watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain and the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach, like a fire in my blood
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods ?
Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds ?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed ?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero, I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life
Somewhere after midnight, in my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear there is someone somewhere, watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain and the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach, like a fire in my blood
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
A hero, Zee ?? Only in the movies, in the RW there are no heroes only survivors.
Hi Mary and Alex.
Hi Mary and Alex.
finally made it here!!! 
A hero, Zee ?? Only in the movies, in the RW there are no heroes only survivors.
Hi Mary and Alex.
I'm very naive and sheltered Jerry.
Allright maybe there aren't any heroes.
I'll have to be tougher. Men are only interested in one thing and one thing only !!!
OK that might be a bit extreme.
Some boys just got the look of a Greek Adonis
An' some boys just try to talk you off your feet
Some boys think they're Gods gift to woman
An' some boys just think they're sweet enough to eat
Try to change the habit of a lifetime
Don't even try
'Cause when you cut down deeper than the icing
You realize
What you get is what you see
Ain't nothing more to it
And if you wanna love a woman like me
It takes a man to do it
If what you get is what you see
Then I don't want your kind of love
Some guys just got lips that you can't help kissin'
And some guys just got a smile you can't resist
Some guys just gotta build a reputation
They just wanna add you to the list
You got a lot of physical attraction
I can't deny, but can you guarantee me satisfaction
While, I'm still waitin', waitin', waitin', waitin', waitin
So, let me see your cards on the table
Before I buy, I always read the writing on the label
So, give me reason to believe
There's more to you than meets the eye
What you get is what you see
Ain't nothing more to it
And if you wanna love a woman like me
It takes a man to do it
If what you get is what you see
Then I don't want your kind of love
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