Where's j0ker?????
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He just isn't very understanding of the struggles for an over-weight person. It can annoy me pretty good. He says he can walk forever but when I want him to walk with me he says he walks enough at work. Sheesh!
Okay, sorry, rant over!!!
You rant as much as you want sugarpie and we'll listen. That's what friends are for!!!
Things a guy should NEVER tell a woman, #1 - Those pants make your .... look too big, you need to lose some weight.
Chicken is done...Zelda where are you?? Be back later.
I'm taking off now. I'll try not to slam into your house when I land. Have a slight problem with depth perception .8-o8-o
The area of highway that I walk on is flat, but my town is very hilly. When I walk in the woods, there are a few "inclines" that I have to go up, or down.
Bruce doesn't believe in whitewashing anything. You are a wise man Jerry. I love that Abe Lincoln commercial!!!
My favorite is when somebody asks "Am I fat" and usually it's because they are.
So you're trapped.
I live on a hill. No matter where I walk I'm gonna have to walk uphill to get home. At least if I walk in the warehouse it's flat. I've not had Elsa out walking much so I'm not too sure of her etiquette. My other 2 rotties could be walked together with the leashes in one hand.
Rule #2 of things to never say to a woman. "Our anniversary was last week ????, I thought it was next month, Silly me, lol."
My favorite is when somebody asks "Am I fat" and usually it's because they are.
So you're trapped.
No point in asking if you know you are.........facts are facts and can't be changed.
It's a complete lose-lose situation. If you say they're fat they get mad. If you say they're not fat they say "I am so".
My mirror tells me all I need to know. I hate eating salads when it's cooler out but I'm gonna start on them again at work this week.
Rule #3 - "That new perfume that you bought, smells like a skunk died in one of the walls".
ROFLMAO!!! That sounds like something Bruce would say!!! You're killing me here Jerry!!! hahahahaha
Rule #4 - "Do I want to go and visit your mother today ?? Has hell frozen over yet ??"
You would have wanted to visit my mother. Even Bruce loved my mom!!
ETA: I have to admit though, that this is a good one!!!
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