Personal message to Jiff you two timing rat
I've been betrayed.

THANK YOU JIFF All this time I thought you were the knight in shining armor. Now I found out you've been going behind my back having secret conversations with Jerry and who knows else. Did you think I was too stupid to find the profiles pages (Don't answer that) You took advantage of my naive trusting nature.
I bet you don't even live in Maine. That was just to pretend we were both New Englanders. Jerry pulled the same thing pretending he lived near the ocean in Rhode Island. There is no Hobbition Shire in RI.
I feel so used being taken in by your boyish charm and promises of cheap sex. From now on if I want cheap sex I'll go to the womens room.
I don't think you even care what happens to J0ker.
Were you even kidnapped last night You just made it up so I would feel sorry for you.