Where's j0ker?????

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Thyestean

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Quite all right thye. I've decided roofers are overrated. This morning before 7 AM I heard a lot of noise on my roof so loud it sounded like they were right in my bedroom. Then I realized they WERE in my room. :ohmy:

What a way to wake up eh.

Well you can't really be surprised Zelda. I'm mean, just look at their actions this past week!:p

Freudian slip ? :D

You'll have to have Tye talk to them and straighten them out. Umm are you two still on speaking terms?

He hasn't talked to me lately Zelda...I told you the other day he doesn't love me...:(

:glare: :p

Ask thye for his magnet.

You edited that just to make me wonder what kind of horrible thing it used to say didn't ya? :p

You know, when I go into a thread and don't see anyone there I'm usually inclined to leave. Maybe I need to try that sneaker mode?? Hmmmmm....then I can be a spy too! Can't beat em...join em! Isn't that the old saying?:p
I actually posted in that last night...at least I think it was last night. How does my new mode look on me?:blink:
Okay I changed back

Oh yeah you better not stay in that mode. Not after all the complaining you do about it :p

I think your afraid I'm gonna stalk you now Jerry!:D

I know you're just a funnin me!;)

Careful Jerry she will. That's why she hates the "sneaker" mode :p

So I seriously think that Thy is avoiding this thread! Hmmmm, can't imagine why! LOL Poor guy, keeps getting dragged into our shenanigans!:evil:

lol nah just didn't feel up to so much reading in one thread til now. ;)
(and I've still got the Saturday thread to catch up on too :ohmy: )

Elendil asked me to moderate that other thread in the womens room to make sure those wild women didn't get out of hand. I didn't want to but I'm still scared by that robe so I said yes. I don't want to get in trouble with the mods by saying no.

hmmm... I don't go to the womens room. All this talk in here of a thread about Elendil, and you pretty quiet in this thread today, and now you're doing favors in that thread.....

and you just happened to change your wardrobe to something that would appeal to Elendil today.... hmmm coincidence? :rolleyes:
:p


Yeah I used to go truckin with my oldest bro when it was summer break from school and there was a show on back then called Hannibal Hayes and Kid Curry...that is if I wasn't chuckin hay bales or on the wrong end of a pitch fork.

ahhh "chuckin hay bales" ... only part of farming I have ever missed.


One time, Liscab told me to be careful, because this forum can get into your brain. One night, I dreamed that I was posting on the forum. When I awoke, I said to myself "oh, no, Lis was right". lol.

lol that's when you know you're spending way to much time doing something.

I used to hate when I would work long days and only get like 4 hours sleep before needing to go back to work and ended up dreaming about work and waking up feeling like I had been working all day. :censored:


I've noticed in the short amount of time I've been posting that there are a lot of people that have disappeared. They must have lives!!:D

or found other places on the interwebz.

You'd be amazed how many people you might think disappeared but are actually just posting in different sections than you are. I come across someone every couple of weeks who I thought had vanished.

Like I told Jerry...I hope they put the Mens Room somewhere besides the OUTSIDE or I will never get my gold watch for 2000 post!:(

What?????????? Where's my watch dammit!!! :mad:

Good night suddenly! Gosh, I feel like I'm on the Waltons!:blink:

the Waltons? Is that some new show or something?
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Thyestean

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Wow...7 members but only 3 showing...who's here??? Speak up!

Geez!! Hard to speak up when you people fill half a page while someone writes a simple response :D


Ok Nora,:wub: it's just you and me now. Want to sit on the porch swing and stare at the moon, or moon the neighbors, whatever !!!

and on that last part.... I'm outta here and headed to the Saturday thread :p
 

Thyestean

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Now don't you be scaring Jerry that way Thy! I already know that's why you went to sneaker mode!:D

And no...I didn't have a freudian slip back there!:p

Zelda is talking about Nico's chick magnet! I think....:unsure:


lol.... :unsure:

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She vanished, Thy. What the heck did you do to her !!!!

she's being sneaky again.


LOL...you know...I really think I'm right Jerry! He's gonna think I'm stalking him!:D

SHE DID.. SHE DID!!!

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Go to bed, Nico, you have to get the boy ready for his initiation tomorrow.

Where was you today Jerry? Me and the boy were at the pool hall and he was doing pretty good for being 10. All the biker chicks were gathered around the table checkin' us out...and their men had an eye on us too...talk about stink eye! But anyway...all was well for some time...the biker chicks were buying him rounds of beer when he made a shot..the dudes were sliding their stools closer to me...and the boy was checkin' out the different styles of fishnet stockings. Then things went down hill quickly after I decided he was ready for a shot of Wild Turkey. He chugged it down like a real man...chased it with another beer...and bet the biggest biker dude I ever saw $100 he would sink the 8 ball in the side pocket. Well at that point he lines himself up for the shot...pulls his stick back hard for the shot nailing the big biker dude in the...umm.. 2 ball buckling him over...takes the shot...rips a 4 inch tear in the table...the 8 ball comes back and hits the big dude in the head...and the cue ball flies off the table and lands in the cleavage of the big dude's girlfriend.

Now being the good dad that I am I look around...big dude is regaining consciousness, owner is coming over to look at the table and the chick is trying to dislodge the ball from her cleavage...I look at boy laying on the table with one eye partly open...and said...how bout some ice cream?? He looks at me and said..right after he gets his cue ball! I said...WITH EXTRA SPRINKLES!:ohmy:

He wants to go back tomorrow. Thats my boy!!:toast:

So how was your day?:D

>j/k social services...relax<
 
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