Where's j0ker?????

[zelda]

I had a problem too. Two strange men were wandering around one had a dark robe and hood on. They were trying to be quiet but I heard one say something like "I'll get that floozy list if I have to beat it out of her". I'm sure it was some sort of strange code.

Thankfully they weren't the brightest bulbs in the pack so they eventually went away.

 

[jiff]

It's good to know you weren't attacked like I was. The one with the robe tried to beat me to death with his long staff-like cane. The other stood watching and taking pictures. Alls I could see was the purple eyes.

 

[notsoogood]

I had a problem too. Two strange men were wandering around one had a dark robe and hood on. They were trying to be quiet but I heard one say something like "I'll get that floozy list if I have to beat it out of her". I'm sure it was some sort of strange code.

Thankfully they weren't the brightest bulbs in the pack so they eventually went away.

Get a rottie Zelda! They are a great home defense!! I can just see the purple robe hanging out of it's mouth now!!

 

[zelda]

It's good to know you weren't attacked like I was. The one with the robe tried to beat me to death with his long staff-like cane. The other stood watching and taking pictures. Alls I could see was the purple eyes.

You'll have to come stay with me. It's the only way you can stay safe. I won't let the evil wizard get you. Is that one with the purple eyes Thyestean?


Great idea notsoogood!

 

[JerryRM]

He may be a babe magnet...but not a 'chick' magnet!!!


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Not only did she leave me for a younger man, but now she stings me with her comments as well, (sniff, sniff). When I met her, she was a real dog, but I knew that there was a beautiful woman under all of that fur, just waiting to come out. I made her the sexy biker chick that she is now. (sniff, sniff)

When she dumped me for Thy, I said "ok, as long as she is happy, that's all that matters". (sniff, sniff). I know that I flirt with other women, but, when I joined the forum and saw all of the beautiful ladies here, I thought I had stumbled into the Playboy Mansion!! I'M ONLY HUMAN, THE TEMPTATION WAS OVERWHELMING. I TRIED TO CONTROL IT, BUT...I JUST COULDN'T !!!!

This pain that I feel, is more than any sensitive, caring man can bear !!

I will leave now.

 

[notsoogood]

Not only did she leave me for a younger man, but now she stings me with her comments as well, (sniff, sniff). When I met her, she was a real dog, but I knew that there was a beautiful woman under all of that fur, just waiting to come out. I made her the sexy biker chick that she is now. (sniff, sniff)

When she dumped me for Thy, I said "ok, as long as she is happy, that's all that matters". (sniff, sniff). I know that I flirt with other women, but, when I joined the forum and saw all of the beautiful ladies here, I thought I had stumbled into the Playboy Mansion!! I'M ONLY HUMAN, THE TEMPTATION WAS OVERWHELMING. I TRIED TO CONTROL IT, BUT...I JUST COULDN'T !!!!

This pain that I feel, is more than any sensitive, caring man can bear !!

I will leave now.

Oh sheesh! You know, Jerry, some people may not remember my last avatar and will really wonder about you calling me a dog!
Is anybody buying the poor poor me post??? I just couldn't take all of the wub smilies you were giving everybody else! It really hurt, you see, so you have only yourself to blame! Maybe, just maybe, if you give me the last post in 'our home thread', I will forgive you!

 

[zelda]

 

[suddenly]

Jerry you told me you put something in Jiffs' drink and he wouldn't wake up when I came in!!! It must not have been strong enough I see he is still with us

But it had some affect on him now he can't tell pink from purple


WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! ALL JOIN IN

 

[zelda]

If you keep hanging out with that two timing Jerry pretty sure you'll be crying just like notsoogood.

WHOS CRYING FOR J0KER only me

 

[Mickirette]

Jerry how dare you call Notsoogood a dog. She is a wonderful person and a biker chick afterall.

 

[JerryRM]

Jerry you told me you put something in Jiffs' drink and he wouldn't wake up when I came in!!! It must not have been strong enough I see he is still with us

But it had some affect on him now he can't tell pink from purple


WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! ALL JOIN IN

Nancy, I need to make it stronger next time.

Poor zelda, jiff has really mesmerized her into following him. I think she fell for his boyish looks, JUST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ON THIS THREAD.

 

[JerryRM]

Oh sheesh! You know, Jerry, some people may not remember my last avatar and will really wonder about you calling me a dog!

Ok, for those who don't know, NSG's last avatar was a pic of a rottweiler. It was probably the same dog that she sent to attack me, when I tried to apologize to her.

 

[Mickirette]

Ok, for those who don't know, NSG's last avatar was a pic of a rottweiler. It was probably the same dog that she sent to attack me, when I tried to apologize to her.

Don't forget you gave her the biker chick .

 

[dhowardpeters]

Oh no, Zelda, I like change, but I'm in mourning over your old avatar! To me, it wasn't flowers, but was instead (coupled with your wonderful name) a leggy, wood-nymph, faerie creature. If not for my love of the old one, I would really dig the new one, but....

 

[zelda]

I'm going to be changing my avatar back and forth now. I'm incognito!

 

[dhowardpeters]

I'm going to be changing my avatar back and forth now. I'm incognito!

Oh, alrighty then. Carry on

 

[Mickirette]

I'm going to be changing my avatar back and forth now. I'm incognito!

incognito-you look naked*** are you under (his) spell?

 

[zelda]

I'm deleting this post - offtopic!

 

[zelda]

incognito-you look naked*** are you under (his) spell?

Of course not! Who would be silly enough to post naked pictures here!

 

[nicotime]

Nancy, I need to make it stronger next time.

Maybe he has grown immune to it through self dosing.

Poor zelda, jiff has really mesmerized her into following him. I think she fell for his boyish looks, JUST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ON THIS THREAD.

Its jiffs tongue action Jerry...you know how women are.