Hey girls! I gotta go to work early today. Will ya'll please keep and eye on Jerry and see that he keeps out of trouble today! I need someone to report back to me about how many 'wub' smiles he hands out today. That man...I tell ya!
Where's j0ker?????
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I'll get right over there. uh oh are you trying to get rid of me? Don't you wub me anymore?
Well Jerry, it's like this...I just never know which woman you are gonna be giving that darn 'wub' smile next! Everytime I think it's for me only, I turn around and there's 50 more! I just get so jealous, you see, so turn-about is fair play...right?
Now, you are chasing some muscular roofers, with washboard abs !!! I'm in shape too, round is a shape and I have washtub abs. I bet those roofers don't !!!
JERRY! You went to the 'sneaker mode' side! Nobody wants to be seen anymore! What is wrong with this forum lately! Everybody's trying to hide from me...
Nobody wants to be seen anymore! What is wrong with this forum lately! Everybody's trying to hide from me...
Micki he just doesn't want you to get fixated on roofers. I can't find the blasted camera anywhere.
Stay here Micki
, just keep one eye on the snails. Will you do it for me, pretty please ??????
I forgot to change back from "sneaker" to visible mode after I was spying in the "Women's Room"....thread.
Stay here Micki
See what I mean!!! Ya can't trust the man!
Darn it Zelda, I was really wanting pics. Oh, its ok real pics couldn't stand up to the pics in my mind.
YouTube - jack ft. adam - I feel pretty
I tell ya Thy, I'm finished with women, they turn on ya fast.
mean and fickle ain't they.
Must be the theme of the day. Headed out for the day to re-do my fathers roof and have a cookout for dinner for his bday.
Only if they are beautiful women, in mini skirts !!!
Now that'd work
JERRY! You went to the 'sneaker mode' side!
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Sorry micki I have to rest a minute from running up and downstairs
a million times to get a better view.
a million times to get a better view.
What's up with folks always either plotting my death or peening me in conjunction with the stealing of my mods? Come to think of it, YOU are the one been plottin it....
Why all the hate?
Shhhh...no hate bro...just trying to make it look like I'm on their side to get in to the ladies room!!;-)
Only if they are beautiful women, in mini skirts !!!
Too late Jerry!! Will have to do a full brain reformat now!!
Well...gotta take the boy to the pool and pretend I'm watching HIM
and not tan lines...back later.
Well...gotta take the boy to the pool and pretend I'm watching HIM
Yup nico, play some games of eight ball, guzzle a few beers, it's a great way to bond with the boy.
...........................................................................Or, did I misunderstand your post? Did you mean pool hall or swimming pool ?
That's what I was hoping for. If he or anyone comes to steal my mods, I'll be waiting in my dress TYVM.
@zelda: Glad to see I'm back on your good side now that I've shown off the goods.
You think I'm that shallow!
Look carefully at his avatar Mary, the way he is looking at us, sticking his tongue out....I think he's a Yankee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup nico, play some games of eight ball, guzzle a few beers, it's a great way to bond with the boy.
JERRY!! HES ONLY 10!! ...that will be next year!
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Or, did I misunderstand your post? Did you mean pool hall or swimming pool ?
Aww man Jerry it was horrible (great)!! We got to the pool and we was the only ones there except for 3 hot lifeguards. Then a hot little Asian/American woman and a couple of her friends sat down two tables down from us. Well they couldn't get the umbrella up so the lifeguard that was standing there started to help them. She couldn't get it so the hottie come over and ask me if I would help. Now being the gentleman that I am I JUMPED UP..uh..I mean I got up and went over to help. Now I saw the problem right away..the cord that raises it was broke and just hanging there. So I figured I would tie the cord around the pole once the umbrella was up to see if it would pinch it on the way down to stop it. Well I push the umbrella up by the slide collar, the lifeguard grabs my hand to help hold it while pressing her half nakid self up against me...I'm trying to tie the rope with one hand and I look down and on the other side of the table the hottie was bent over rubbing lotion on her..gulp..legs and other perfectly rounded protrusions. Now at that point there was another umbrella starting to go up in the area in danger of possibly tipping the table over...the lifeguard wont let go of my hand... the hottie I think has started to notice the table tipping...my boy is floundering around in the water wanting me to come in...and I can move away from the table.
Well the cord didnt hold so the ladies moved to the table next to mine,
the lifeguard finally let loose of me and with a grin thanked me, and I quickly ask my boy where the coldest part of the pool was so I could crawl there without being banned or arrested. Just a horrible day I tell you!!I'm going to be there all day tomorrow!!
without the boy!!
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