Aww man Jerry it was horrible (great)!! We got to the pool and we was the only ones there except for 3 hot lifeguards. Then a hot little Asian/American woman and a couple of her friends sat down two tables down from us. Well they couldn't get the umbrella up so the lifeguard that was standing there started to help them. She couldn't get it so the hottie come over and ask me if I would help. Now being the gentleman that I am I JUMPED UP..uh..I mean I got up and went over to help. Now I saw the problem right away..the cord that raises it was broke and just hanging there. So I figured I would tie the cord around the pole once the umbrella was up to see if it would pinch it on the way down to stop it. Well I push the umbrella up by the slide collar, the lifeguard grabs my hand to help hold it while pressing her half nakid self up against me...I'm trying to tie the rope with one hand and I look down and on the other side of the table the hottie was bent over rubbing lotion on her..gulp..legs and other perfectly rounded protrusions. Now at that point there was another umbrella starting to go up in the area in danger of possibly tipping the table over...the lifeguard wont let go of my hand... the hottie I think has started to notice the table tipping...my boy is floundering around in the water wanting me to come in...and I can move away from the table.
Well the cord didnt hold so the ladies moved to the table next to mine,the lifeguard finally let loose of me and with a grin thanked me, and I quickly ask my boy where the coldest part of the pool was so I could crawl there without being banned or arrested. Just a horrible day I tell you!!
I'm going to be there all day tomorrow!!without the boy!!
ROFLMAO!!!
and Nora
Oops...sorry..that was your house?
Don't let them see you drooling !!!
