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Zelda!!! NICO CHANGED THAT DANG POST!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Good morning everyone!! Tib and CES and Zelda, Ralph and Fudgey.

Good morning Jerry:wub::wub::wub: sweetie!!

I hope you all have a wonderful day.

Zelda, I hope your day goes as well as can be expected and I hope we see you tonight boss lady!! We miss you when you aren't here!!!
 
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zelda said:
Good morning everyone. A quick hello and thanks for the kind messages.

Missed you all last night - by the time I got home from the other side of Boston it was late and I'm up early to battle rush hour traffic in Boston to get to the funeral home early this morning. Then the church. the cemetery. lunch at a restaurant with everyone and then home through rush hour traffic. I've got my vaping stuff all set to go.

Hope you all behaved last night. I'll be checking as the boss of this thread and there better not be any bad behavior.

Hey Nora! What's with all the wubs for Nico?
I'm not the jealous type but I bet Jerry is ripped. You should be behaved like Fudge.

Nico are you coming by only when I'm not here to see if you can get lucky? :glare:

Ralph glad to see you're keeping the mushmeter going while I'm gone. :grr:

Count me in on the J0ker road trip. I'll see you there Tracy. I can't wait!

And Jerry stop eating that popcorn -you're the boss in charge when I'm not here. Get to work.

Have a good day all!
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Sorry for your loss zelda...hope you have a good day otherwise. :wub:

Oh..and about last nite...it wasnt my fault...Fudgey attacked me!!!:glare:

Yep...I was minding my own business planting my grass when Jerry comes along and said I should just plant dirt. Now knowing a thing or two about dirty subjects, I ask him.. "wouldnt all the dirty little dirts get excited and run off to an orgy together when it rained and all the dirt would wash off the little dirts and they would see each others dirt"?? But Jerry said naw its ok...they will just do some internet shopping...so knowing he is the all knowing wizard around here I got my little shovel and dug up all 1,836,648,992,779 grass seeds I just planted. Well what happened next?? Yep...it rained and all the dirty nakid little dirts (although clean now) all run off and left me with nothing but bedrock!!:glare: Well the news travels fast or one of the nakid little dirts tipped them off...but who shows up at my door looking for bedrock??...Yup...Fred and Barney and their whole family!!:facepalm: As I was standing there trying to figure out how to get in Betty's...er..figure out how to get rid of them Ralph comes racing up the yard..(now a quarry..thanks Jerry)....and starts flirting with who he thought was Wilma but it was actually Betty because Ralph watches too much SpongeBob and doesnt know his Schnitzel from a hole in the ground. When Fudgey saw what Ralph was up to she told him if he was so infatuated with Wilma's..umm...boulders...she was going to go get her some rock monster!! :firefox: All I remember after that was Fudgey's hands flying all over me like a..a..a..well like a monkey!!:blush: You could ask Nora but she was busy at the time hiding in a corner having grilled whale chops and tossing me wubs disguised as wubs for Jerry!!

So you see....I was a good boy last night!!! :banana:

Hi guys...have a great day!!!!:toast:
 
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nicotime said:
Sorry for your loss zelda...hope you have a good day otherwise. :wub:

Oh..and about last nite...it wasnt my fault...Fudgey attacked me!!!:glare:

Yep...I was minding my own business planting my grass when Jerry comes along and said I should just plant dirt. Now knowing a thing or two about dirty subjects, I ask him.. "wouldnt all the dirty little dirts get excited and run off to an orgy together when it rained and all the dirt would wash off the little dirts and they would see each others dirt"?? But Jerry said naw its ok...they will just do some internet shopping...so knowing he is the all knowing wizard around here I got my little shovel and dug up all 1,836,648,992,779 grass seeds I just planted. Well what happened next?? Yep...it rained and all the dirty nakid little dirts (although clean now) all run off and left me with nothing but bedrock!!:glare: Well the news travels fast or one of the nakid little dirts tipped them off...but who shows up at my door looking for bedrock??...Yup...Fred and Barney and their whole family!!:facepalm: As I was standing there trying to figure out how to get in Betty's...er..figure out how to get rid of them Ralph comes racing up the yard..(now a quarry..thanks Jerry)....and starts flirting with who he thought was Wilma but it was actually Betty because Ralph watches too much SpongeBob and doesnt know his Schnitzel from a hole in the ground. When Fudgey saw what Ralph was up to she told him if he was so infatuated with Wilma's..umm...boulders...she was going to go get her some rock monster!! :firefox: All I remember after that was Fudgey's hands flying all over me like a..a..a..well like a monkey!!:blush: You could ask Nora but she was busy at the time hiding in a corner having grilled whale chops and tossing me wubs disguised as wubs for Jerry!!

So you see....I was a good boy last night!!! :banana:

Hi guys...have a great day!!!!:toast:
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Yep Zelda. That's pretty much how it went. Yep....

Except for everything yer little Weiner Schnitzel said about the Princess Fudgey. She was unwavering last night! :)
 
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nicotime said:
Sorry for your loss zelda...hope you have a good day otherwise. :wub:

Oh..and about last nite...it wasnt my fault...Fudgey attacked me!!!:glare:

Yep...I was minding my own business planting my grass when Jerry comes along and said I should just plant dirt. Now knowing a thing or two about dirty subjects, I ask him.. "wouldnt all the dirty little dirts get excited and run off to an orgy together when it rained and all the dirt would wash off the little dirts and they would see each others dirt"?? But Jerry said naw its ok...they will just do some internet shopping...so knowing he is the all knowing wizard around here I got my little shovel and dug up all 1,836,648,992,779 grass seeds I just planted. Well what happened next?? Yep...it rained and all the dirty nakid little dirts (although clean now) all run off and left me with nothing but bedrock!!:glare: Well the news travels fast or one of the nakid little dirts tipped them off...but who shows up at my door looking for bedrock??...Yup...Fred and Barney and their whole family!!:facepalm: As I was standing there trying to figure out how to get in Betty's...er..figure out how to get rid of them Ralph comes racing up the yard..(now a quarry..thanks Jerry)....and starts flirting with who he thought was Wilma but it was actually Betty because Ralph watches too much SpongeBob and doesnt know his Schnitzel from a hole in the ground. When Fudgey saw what Ralph was up to she told him if he was so infatuated with Wilma's..umm...boulders...she was going to go get her some rock monster!! :firefox: All I remember after that was Fudgey's hands flying all over me like a..a..a..well like a monkey!!:blush: You could ask Nora but she was busy at the time hiding in a corner having grilled whale chops and tossing me wubs disguised as wubs for Jerry!!

So you see....I was a good boy last night!!! :banana:

Hi guys...have a great day!!!!:toast:
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notsoogood said:
We are playing our game with our South African friend. We had a guild of 99 challenge our guild of 13 to a battle. Getting our butts kicked!!! But we are having a blast! It's cold and raining here.
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Cold and raining, that stinks !!! It sounds worse than the weather you had there last month.
 
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